Winter is here, weather you like it or not.
It’s a winterful day!
The abdominal snowman is just a snowman with a six-pack.
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”
Why is winter the least popular time of year for a wedding?
Because the grooms always get cold feet!
What do you call one day below freezing and the next day at 70 degrees?
“It’s snowing today, but water you doing tomorrow?”
I’m stuck on you like igloo.
What do you call a bunch of kids who spent all afternoon in the snow?
Chill-dren!
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
A sad candy cane.
Skiing is believing!
Variety is the ice of life.
The best way to get back at someone is to push them in the snow; after all, revenge is a dish best served cold.
Mother knows best, and when winter comes, Mother Nature snows best.
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
Why did Dracula take cold medicine in winter? To stop his coffin.
Why are winter days great?
They’re snow much fun!
I’m browsing the winter-net.
We’re traveling winter-nationally.
What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
No one likes eating outside in the winter.
It’s frost come, frost served.
Snow joke, the weather is horrible today!
Everyone teased the snowman for having a pointy nose, but he didn’t carrot all.
I snuggle to get through these winter days.
Whatever coats your boat.
What do you call a dollar bill frozen in ice?
Cold, hard cash!
The snowman's favorite side dish is iceberg salad.
I only have ice for you!
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
What kind of soup can you make with cool beans?
Chilly!
What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
Glare ice.
What do you call a glove combined with a snake?
Smitten.
Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
Why did Billy make a bunch of snowmen to be his friends?
Because he wanted to hang with the cool kids!
You’re sledding a fine line there.
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
Who’s at the door?
It’s snowbody.
That was thaw-some!
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
You don’t like my winter pun? How cold!
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
If you're alone and get too cold, you might become ice-olated.
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
Did you hear about the emperor penguin?
He had a freezing reign!
An ig is just a snow house without a loo!
How Rudolf you to say that!