We got a huge jack-o-lantern this fall. It gave the neighbors pumpkin to talk about.
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
Summer's over; it's time to chill.
It’s Fall coming back to me now.
The investigative journalist said that he would reveal all the in-cider information this fall.
There’s a big difference between yoga and pie-lattes.
The baker taught his apprentice that to make a good pie one needs to bake it to pie-fection!
Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
Witch fall flavor is your favorite?
What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color.
From the b-autumn of my heart, I love fall!
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy!
What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
The aspiring comedian has an unbe-leaf-able collection of autumn jokes, but they are all falling flat.
Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
Autumn is full of pumpkins, it is a gourd-geous time of the year.
What's the best way to avoid eating too many Thanksgiving leftovers? Quit cold turkey.
How did the struggling leaf get the job? He got the right qua-leaf-ications.
I like you a latte.
Whenever fall arrives, leaves start changing their color autumn-matically.
I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall — hope you do too!
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
Don't even chai.
What do you call the Halloween costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I'm hollow inside.
The tree got so tired of fighting with autumn, that he said, "Enough is enough! I'm leaf-ing".
At the baking competition in October, the chef said that he had eyes on the pies!
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
The boy leaf confessed to the girl leaf that he was fall-ing in love with her.
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
Don’t be hay-tin on autumn!
What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!
It is only late August, yet the leaves are already turning brown. Autumn came early this year. Orange you glad?
The couple who married during autumn lived apple-ly ever after!
The most suitable way to bake a pie in autumn is to bake it to pie-fection!
Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.
Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I'm still stuffed.
Fall is a-maize-ing.
What’s the preacher’s favorite fall song? A-maize-ing Grace.
September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.