This vacation has been sand-sational!
Summer went swimmingly this year.
The summer sun makes me as happy as a clam at high tide.
I beacha miss summer already!
What does a bee do when it is extremely hot?
It takes off its yellow jacket!
Anything is popsicle during summer!
Why did the robot decide to go on a summer vacation?
To recharge!
Girls just wanna have sun!
I have a serious love-heat relationship with summer.
Have you heard of the martial artists who fought on the beach?
They faced off in sand-to-sand combat.
Which country do sheep go on vacation? The Baaa-hamas.
What is a frog’s favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Croak-o-cola.
What is the perfect day to go to the beach?
Sun-day!
Do fish go on vacation?
No, because they’re always in school!
Summer is here, so I’m moving all of my bad habits outside.
What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses!
It's a-boat time for a holiday!
All you need is a little vitamin sea.
What did the pig say on a hot summer’s day?
I’m bacon!
I hope you have an absolutely fin-tastic day!
Let’s shell-ebrate good times and tan lines.
Now that it's summer, we've got to seas the day!
Make your own decisions this summer, don’t give in to pier pressure.
Why do bananas like to use sunscreen?
Because they peel!
Have you ever wondered why gulls are known as seagulls? It is because they are by the sea. Had they been by the bay, they would have been called bagels.
Dear Winter — I'm breaking up with you. Summer is hotter than you.
‘Tis the sea-sun to be jolly.
Hey summer, long time no sea!
Why did the cheerleader add extra salt to her food in the summer?
She wanted to do summer-salts.
Reading whilst sunbathing? You must be well-red!
What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer? A hot dog!
How would you be able to prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter!
What do you think is a frog’s favorite summertime treat?
Hopsicles!
What does Cinderella usually wear at the beach?
Glass flippers!
Water you doing, my friend?
I feel pretty shore this is going to be the best summer yet.
Why did the detectives suddenly appear at the concert at the beach?
Something fishy was going on.
Don't get tide down this summer. 'Tis the season for having fun.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
Make your own decisions this summer, don't give in to pier pressure.
Life is way better in sandals, and that's one opinion that I will never flip-flop on.
Summer is my favorite sea-sun of the year.
Where do math teachers normally like to go on summer vacation?
Times Square.