The river turned out to be a great party guy because he just went with the flow.
The reason lakes are bigger than rivers is because one has running water whereas the other water is merely standing.
Why didn't the hipster swim in the river? It was too mainstream.
Why did the River go to the doctor? Her flow wouldn't stop.
What did Sherlock Holmes say to Watson when he noticed sandstone deposits on the river bank? "It's sedimentary, my dear Watson."
what do you call the smaller rivers that run into the nile?
The juveniles
Why did the chicken cross the river?
To get to the otter side
Rivers are so lazy they never get out of their beds.
I was gonna make a river joke, but I don't think it's current.
I took a walk down by the river the other day and I heard two birds speaking Spanish...
Turns out they were Portu-Geese.
I once dreamt of crossing a wide river...
But it ended up being just a ferry tale.
What did the sea say to the river? You can run but you can't tide.
Why are you bringing me to this mountain river after our couple therapy session?!
Our therapist said I need to valley date you.
In what state is the Amazon River? It is in the liquid state.
The ocean cut off all ties with the river, because the river turned out to be too shallow.
The lake did not like the river because it felt that the river was not very lake-able.
How much do you love rainbows? Just a skittle bit.
I see fewer and fewer rainbow tie-dye t-shirts these days. It's a dying art.
Have you heard about the banker who drowned in a river? It was a river of cash.
Where do fish wash? In a river basin.
If your boat turns upside down in the river, you can wear it on your head because it's capsized.
You have to act quickly during a flood because it's an emergent sea.
Where do fish keep their money? In river banks.
Every time I passed a ring-shaped coral reef with a coral rim that encircles a lagoon, I had to pay a fee. It was atoll.
I like rivers very much. I was watching a live stream earlier.
What is the name of the car that passes through the narrow stream of the river? Fjord.
I enjoy throwing coins in the river and watching them. I like studying my cash flow.
I have a butcher friend in London. Last week he caught a huge sea creature in the river there and made it into sausage. It was the beast of Thames. It was the wurst of Thames.
One time, while visiting a river town, my brother was hungry and I fed him freshly made stream buns.
The man got shocked when he got down in the river because the river current was too strong.
I'm reading a book called "The Yellow River"
It's written by I.P. Freely
Last night the river was arrested. The river was accused of illegal streaming.
Took the family on a whitewater rafting trip, and first time we came to a sudden descent in the river, we lost everything...
That was just one of the downfalls!
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W.
Why did the River need Jesus? It was dammed.
What is the most depressed river in Southern Europe? The Crimea River.
What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River? The Amazon River actually has sails.
As I am walking towards my classroom, I get to know that my miss-is-sippi-ng my glass of water.
The insane amount of rainfall in Poland did not lead the river to flood, all was in Oder.
The scientists decided to clean up the Thames because it had a dirty mouth.
Two fish are swimming in a river, when one of them hits a concrete wall. He turns to the other and says: "Dam"
Why did two fishes go to the riverbank? They wanted to withdraw their fins.
What's the fastest thing on the river bed?
A motor-pike and side-carp.
There are so much beautiful sceneries near the river valleys. They are totally gorges.
I thought I was swimming in the river Thames, but apparently I made it all the way to France before I realized I'm in Seine.
Did you know the Mississippi River is a girl?
If it was a guy it would be the misterssippi River.
Don't get tide-up in sorrows, you will only cry a river.
What did the river sue for?
Beaver damage.
Why are small dried up river beds so cool? Because they're ex-stream.
The dock keeps floating above the river because of the pier- pressure.