A cowboy and a Mexican were walking side-by-side by a beach in Mexico. The Cowboy asked to the Mexican if the Gulf of Mexico was an ocean.
"Sea, Señor," replied the Mexican.
Where’s the best beach to buy sports gear at?
Jersey Shore.
What happens when you go to the beach in hell?
You get a SaTan.
You can bet on firemen at the beach.
It's a shore-fire thing.
Lost at sea? I'm not shore.
I invented beach footwear for people with one leg.
It was a flop.
I asked the land beside the ocean if he was certain he wasn't beach.
But he was pretty shore.
Tropic like it's hot.
That crazy little sun of a beach.
If you go to a beach and you can see through it, you could say the coast is clear.
Feeling fintastic.
What did the retired pirate say when he went to the beach?
Long time no sea.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing it just waved.
Why don’t elephants go to the beach?
Because their trunks always fall down.
Why did the obtuse Triangle go to the beach?
Because it was more than 90°.
What did the ocean say when asked if he wanted to be friends with the beach?
“Shore!”
The ocean made me salty.
Girls just wanna have sun.
Salty but sweet.
How can you tell that it’s Ronald McDonald at a nude beach?
Because he has sesame seed buns.
Seas the day.
What do you call someone with Yellow hair on the beach?
A beach blond.
They told me they were handing out free beef at the beach...
When I arrived I realized it was a bay-con.
What do you call a waffle laying on a beach?
Sandy eggo.
I was at the beach and saw this guy in the water yelling, “Help, shark! Help!
I just laughed because I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.
Whale, hello there.
Life's a beach. Enjoy the waves.
What do you call a Grizzly at a nude beach?
Bear Naked.
Beach, please.
Avoid pier pressure.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Thanks for all the sediment.
All you need is a good dose of vitamin sea.
My wife refused to go to a nude beach with me
I can't believe she is so clothes-minded.
I can sea clearly now.
Did you hear about the boat that crashed into the beach?
The captain fell asleep and the crew didn't realize until they were already in the no wake zone.
My sister said I would never be able to make a beach pun.
Is seashore about that?
The bartender asks one of The Beach Boys what they’d like, so he looks back to his friends
“Get a round?” “Round?” “Round?” “I’ll get a round!”
Tis the sea-sun.
I used to search for clams on the beach
But then I pulled a mussel.
What do Ents wear to the beach?
Sandalwood.
What do they use to get a tan?
Palm oil.
How do you wash clothes at the beach?
With Tide.
Beach you to it.
If there's a will, there's a wave.
Don't get tide down.
eople say they never get hungry at the beach
That’s because there’s sand, which is everywhere.
What do you call a boy swimming at the beach?
Buoyancy.
Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
Because they might peel.
What book of the bible do you read on a beach?
The book of psalms trees.
Son: “Hey Dad, can we go to the beach?”
Dad: “Shore?”
Please excuse my resting beach face.