What happened when the artist tried to draw a cube? He suffered from a mental block.
I was astonished when my shirt's color changed from red to pink after a wash. Guess it showed me its true colors.
Why do thespians have great hair? They want the perfect part.
What do you call a crimson-colored fish wearing a hat?
A red herring...
When the theatre owner dies, his visitation hours are as follows: 1pm, 3pm, 6:30 pm, 9pm, and midnight.
Why did the penguin enter the theatre?
He wanted to go into snow business
Where does a cow hang his best paintings? In a moo-seum, of course.
I had never seen a horse that white. Perhaps, that is why it is called a mayo-neighs.
Q. Where do red, orange, yellow, green, blue and violet crayons like to go hiking?
A. Colorado.
Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?
A: Make them do limeout.
Artists are colorful people who know how to draw on their emotions.
The snow leopard appeared just at the time our guide predicted it. It appeared white on time!
The fact that we were asked to leave our beautiful purple color house by the owner is still purplexing for me.
What's a lion's favorite color?
ROARange
Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos
She just really needed a shoulder to crayon
What do you call the guy who draws pictures of criminal suspects? A con artist.
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
Why didn't the artist replace his kitchen sink? Because he said that if it's not baroque, don't fix it.
Which barnyard animal is a famous painter?
Vincent Van Goat
The sun's favorite color is ultraviolet. Apparently, it glows with everything.
A friend has joined a blonds only theatre group. Fair play to him.
The leech, who is good at drawing blood, applied for a job in an art gallery.
If art became imprisoned we'd have to Freda art.
While building a house, the architect took his fingers and dipped them in a jar of blue ink. He wanted to get the blueprints!
Dark-colored huskies found in Colorado can also be termed as dusky huskies!
Can anyone advise me what color my hair is?
I find it's a bit of a grey area.
Elephant boxing matches are very difficult to watch. It becomes tough to identify as both have grey trunks!
Where will you find an FBI sketch artist? In the bureau drawer.
What did the arirst say to his friend who was stressed? Don't worry, paintbrush it off.
My colleague kept on missing deadlines, so I advised him not to bite off more than he can blue!
I knew a guy who gave away his art but he only seemed to paint ducks with incomplete faces.
I asked about it once and he said "I like to bill them later."
Who are the biggest fans at the theatre? The backstage crew - They're always giving props to the actors.
After a tiring day at work, my wife drew me a relaxing bath. It wasn't very smart of me to ask if it was going to be in color or a sketch.
Choreographers are always hard to get in touch with because they are always blocking you.
The artist painted himself into a corner, leading to his death.
Why did the origami artist win her court case? She was great at doing the paperwork.
My least favourite hue is purple. It's worse than red and blue combined.
The stage is the most hygienic place in the world. Every time we turn on the lights they get a wash.
The green light at the road signal looked at the red light and said, "Don't look while I am changing".
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
It's weird being colorblind in an art gallery. Everything's a pigment of the imagination.
Blackboards love drinking beverages, especially hot white chalk-olate!
Q: How does an artist fill in a CV?
A: He draws on experience.
When I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flower, my teacher said I was the perfect roll-model.
When I broke my brother's favorite toy, he turned absolutely red in anger.
I thought my ballet-themed body art was unique
But then I saw someone who had a tutu tattoo, too.
Who else is a famous barnyard painter?
Pablo PIGcaso
A prankster played a really dark and dim-witted joke at the theatre. He turned off the lights.
Why do old artists never die? They just put things in perspective.
Why did the portrait artist take a side job as a census taker? Because he was great at canvassing people.