Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Eyesore.
Eyesore who?
Eyesore from my long run—can we take the elevator?
Why did the volleyball player have ropes and shoe strings? They wanted to tie the score.
Footballers love one specific type of tea; penal-tea.
How are a volleyball player and a carpenter similar? They both love to hammer spikes.
I started watching soccer because I could see it’s very relevant to my life.
Little to no goals.
Where can you find a golfer on a Saturday night?
Clubbing.
What do you say when your dad wears a speedo to the pool?
Spee-don’t!
Football pitches are almost always so wet. This is because soccer players dribble a lot.
Where do point guards take their dates to party after the game?
To a basket ball.
Why did the vegetarian stop running cross country?
He did not like the meets.
The last time I wanted to go bowling, all the pins were on strike. So I just stayed at home and watched TV instead.
Where does a fish keep his money In the River Bank!
Why do stoner tourists spend so much money while on a skiing holiday at Aspen?
Because they're high rollers!
[Food Spread] This is the line of scrumptiousness.
A team may be talented, but there is no substitute to this, no train no gain!
The classiest indoor tennis facilities serve bubble tea.
Why are pilots so bad at basketball?
Because they're always traveling.
The judge sentenced the basketball player to life imprisonment because he shot the ball.
How do crazy runners go through the forest?
They take the psychopath!
What do you call heels on ski boots?
Ski lifts.
The favorite soccer position for ghosts is the ghoul keeper.
Why do volleyball players join the military? They want to gain extra experience in the service.
We’ll kickoff the party with some cocktails.
Do baseball players ever wear armor?
Only during knight games.
Why do gnomes like baseball? Gnome Runs.
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Catch ya later.
What does the pope eat during lent? Holy mackerel!
What do volleyball players do when they go to church? Serve God.
Why did the blonde skier cut a hole near the top of her boyfriend's ski parka?
She wanted to give him the cold shoulder.
When is an MLB ballpark the hottest?
After all the fans have left.
I’d like to throw away my old can, but my pusher friend here says he loves junk balls.
What swims in the sea, carries a machine gun, and makes you an offer you can't refuse? The Codfather
Native Americans used to have their own professional tennis tournaments, and provided free housing to players from other tribes. They called it the A Tee Pee Tour. (No disrespect to Native Americans!)
My moment in the sun.
My friend Elmer’s has gotten really good at tennis ever since he stuck to a healthier diet and went glue-ten free.
Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts?
He couldn't stand all the racket!
What is the fastest way to make a setter angry? Each time you make a pass, tell the setter the ball is “Up” and then say “Yours!”
It feels great to hit the ball again. It spin a long time.
Staying humble thanks to that fumble
I surprised the judges at my last diving competition by performing a cannonball.
I made a huge splash.
What happens if you run in front of a car?
You get tired.
What time should I book the court? Let’s shoot for around tennish.
The only problem with golf is...
The slow groups are always in front of you and the fast groups are always behind you.
Did you hear about the volleyball players who are getting married? They say it was love at first spike.
Where's the weak spot on a Scottish goalie? The fief hole.
Why can’t a car play football?
Because it only has one boot.
Why did the volleyball player join the marines? To serve our country.
I prefer the new system to reviewing line calls. When Hawk-eye came around, I breathed a big Cy-clops of relief.
Why did the skier from Helsinki dominate the downhill slalom competition?
He led the race from start to Finnish.
Basketball players make good husbands. They never shoot their wives.