I can’t tell if that was an earthquake or if you just seriously rocked my world.
Why don't we do it in the road?No one will be watching us
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran my boat into yours. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
I would never precede you with "which," baby, because you are essential to this clause.
I think you’re pretty Stella-r
I'd like to get you wet. At least long enough to get you back to the ocean.
You wanna score or just knock around some soccer balls?
How hot does your gas oven get?
I like you cherry much.
I was reading the book of numbers yesterday, and I realized I don’t have yours.
Your eyes are as blue as the sea after a storm.
Wanna see my world cup in action?
Hey girl, I put the stud in Bible study.
"I know your feet must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Boy: (Mimicking the sound of an ambulance) Girl: Why are you doing that? Boy: It’s the ambulance. The paramedics are coming to pick me up after I saw you, my heart just stopped.
I hate oranges. Will you be my main squeeze?
Can I hiber-mate with you?
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m missing half of my heart and so are you.
Are you sure that you’re not a microwave oven? Because, you sure make my heart melt!
I bet you play soccer because you're a keeper.
When I look into the future, I see you giving me your number.
Will you give me your number or will you let me spend the whole night guessing the digits?
If I had to choose between breathing and loving you, I'd take my last breath to say "I Love You".
You must be a Magnetar because I feel a strong magnetism between us.
There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.
Up for some action? I can finish with one touch.
Hi, I'm Mr. Right.
Hey pretty lady, let me take you out on a first date in the snow. I promise I’m not a flakey person.
Are you the optic chiasm because you turned my world around.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
Hold me tight dear and I promise to send all my loving to you.
Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes.
Are you a time traveler? Because I absolutely see you in my future.
Do you want to share some valence electrons? This way, we can have a stable relationship.
Enough exposition. Let’s move this to the development section
Do you like free samples?
Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you're the whole package.
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something! My jaw.
Hey would you believe me if I said I was bitten by a crocodile?
Are you from another world? You look like my love from another star.
Baby, are you a lane rope? Because I want to lay on you all day long.
Do you run track? Cause I relay like you!
Are you a firework?! Because your lighting up my eyes.
Were you a member of the Boy Scouts? You’ve tangled up my heart.
Are you an alarm clock? Because I want to kill you.
Do you have a library card?
So you can check me out?
No, because my cat just died and I need to find a book about cat funerals.
You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
Wow, You must be the pretty princess the evil queen is trying to get rid of.
I know you love playing soccer, wanna play a soccer lover?
"I took a gamble and chose you, now i believe I made a bad bet."