I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
Hey baby, my body's like Ontario. Yours to discover.
Hey babe. Wanna go for a timmies run?
Until I saw you, I didn't believe I'd ever see an arctic fox.
Were you born on the Bluenose? Because baby, you're a dime.
Hey baby, can I roll up your rim?
Can I hiber-mate with you?
My feelings for you are Mont-real.
You look like a vision in your dress tartan.
I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
I saw you and I pictured us as swans, we could mate for life.
Your beauty warms and lights up these frozen surroundings.
Ya gotta check it out. My water bed is full of beer.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Also Did you utilize Canada's public healthcare system to help ease that pain?
Wanna make out in my Tundra Buggy?
Have you ever been fishing in Lake Michigan? 'Cause we should hook up sometime.
We fit together like a gitch in a wedgie.
You're a beluga in this sea of cod.
You’re so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
Let’s go to my place. I’d like to show you my puck collection.
Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.
Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.
I'm waking up at 5am for hockey. But I would stay up all night for you.
You’re prettier than a summer day in Lunenburg.
My friends have been calling me a loon, because I'm crazy about you.
Is it hot in here or am I just wearing two pairs of long johns?
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
Wanna churn butter with me?
Take an Avonleap of faith and go on a date with me!
Are you from Canada? Because if you're wondering if you can go out on a date with me, well, you CAN–UH-DUH!
I'm actually way hotter than poutin.
My heart is as desolate as Saskatchewan without you.
You know what they say, wheat fields are made for sowing.
I'm cold just thinking about Canada. Let's cuddle.
Do you like my cologne? It’s derived from the musk gland of the industrious beaver.
Haida there, gorgeous.
You couldn't cut the s*xual tension in here with a Yellowknife.
I won't take no for an answer. I'm having Nunavut.
The thought of you makes me redder than the sands at North Shore.
Are you a beaver? Because I like your tail.
You must be Niagara Falls because you’ve taken my breath away.
My game is just like Alexander Keith's: "Those who like it, like it a lot."
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
Fall hardly happens here, but You'll be falling for me.
It's getting warmer and the snow is melting. Time for me to melt your heart.
Let's procreate like the snakes in the Narcisse Dens.
I love you more than my mom loves Céline Dion.
I wish I was Tim Horton's coffee…So I could get close to your lips.
Call me Kathleen Wynne ‘cause I’d spend all my money on you.
You must be Drumheller, ‘cause I totally dig you.