If you were a dynamically allocated variable in a C++ program, you'd create a leak. Because I'd never delete you from my life.
Sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality.
You are photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.
You are such a perfect arrangement of atoms.
Did you just swallow a magnet? Because I’m so attracted to you right now.
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
I was wondering if you like science because I have had my ion you for some time.
You must be vaporizing from a solid-state because I think you are absolutely sublime.
Hey, would you like to be lab partners? It would be a pleasure to do some anatomy and biology experiments with you.
Are you sure we haven’t had a class together before? I could have sworn that we had chemistry together.
Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you.
You have the nicest syntax I've ever seen.
You are my semicolon; always present in everything I do.
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
If there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.
You're hotter than a data center!
Hi, I’m a T-cell, and I’m here to protect you from everything.
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
Of all the rocks in the world, I’d pick you.
Are we going to do some gravity experiments? Okay, let’s test how fast I would free fall for you.
Your lips may be saying no, but your endorphins are saying yes.
Roses are red. Bromothymol is blue. My love for you doesn’t have an endpoint.
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
You are beryllium, gold, and titanium all rolled into one. Simply BeAuTi-ful.
I’m not an astronomer, but I still promise to give you the sun, moon, and stars.
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
Hey, want to get together sometime since we both have unpaired electrons?
You are the Renaissance to my Dark Ages, you light up my world.
I’m no Thomas Paine, but you and I are Common Sense.
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
To me, you’re just like hydrogen because you’re number 1!
You’re the Higgs boson particle of my life… Because without you, my universe wouldn’t “matter.”
In my own version of the periodic table of elements, the number one element is U.
How about drinking some alcohol to catalyze your love reaction a bit more?
Not even Fahrenheit, Celsius, or Kelvin can measure how hot you are!
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
Can you tell me the oxidation state of this atom? If you can’t, then you can tell me your phone number instead?
Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
You must be mitochondria because you are the powerhouse of my heart.
You are my belongingness to my Maslow's Humanistic Theory based on the Hierarchy of needs.
My love for you is like the universe… never-ending!
The fact is your refractive index is greater than 2.42. That means you shine brighter than a diamond!
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
The direction fields of my heart all point to you.
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
I was working on my family history. Do you think it's too early to list you as a spouse?
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?