"Darling, you're on fire. Like doughnut grease."
- Duck Dynasty
"Going out with you would be my biggest break since the rural juror."
- 30 Rock
I'll be your farm boy if you'll be my Princess Bride.
"Go home! Go home! Go home! With me."
- Family Matters
Is your name Alice? ‘cause baby I can show you Wonderland.
Hey, I would like to introduce my Crouching Tiger to your Hidden Dragon.
"I hear voices, too. Voices that say, 'If you don't kiss her soon, you're a chump.'"
- Jimmy Stewart, You Can't Take It with You (1938)
This movie is not the only thing in the room that's feature-length.
"I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination."
- Gossip Girl
Call me Pooh. Because all I want is you, honey!
Were you forged in the fires of Mount Doom? Because you're precious to me.
"I may be an outlaw, darling. But you're the one stealing my heart."
- Brad Pitt, Thelma, and Louise (1991)
Hey, are you Oscar? Because I really want to win you...
"I am a leaf on the wind... in bed."
- Firefly
Let's play a game called TV, I turn your knobs and you watch my antennae rise.
"Is that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding?"
- Ingrid Bergman, Casablanca (1942)
Is your name Rapunzel, cause I need a girl who never leaves the bedroom and constantly wants me to pull her hair?
"You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how."
- Clark Gable, Gone with the Wind (1939)
"I don't bite, you know... unless it's called for."
- Audrey Hepburn, Charade (1963)
“I gotta warn ya, every man I’ve ever gone out with has been ruined.”
“Well, that’s what they get for messing with my girl.”
- Bugsy (1991)
"You give me premature ventricular contractions. You make my heart skip a beat."
- Natalie Portman, No Strings Attached (2011)
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star War sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his lightsaber?
"You could be drinking whole [milk] if you wanted to."
- Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
Baby, the Millennium Falcon isn't the only thing that does it in less than 12 parsecs.
Why don't you reach in and grab some popcorn?
"Do you have a cell phone I could use?"
"Why?"
"Someone has to call God and tell him that one of his angels is missing."
- Couples Retreat (2009)
I don't need 3D glasses to see how beautiful you are!
"If I win, I get to take you home. If you win, you can come home with me."
- Trees Lounge (1996)
"You'd better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart."
- Grey's Anatomy
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself...
Want to see the real coming attraction?
Hey, are you Cinderella because I see that dress disappearing at midnight.
"Baby, let me hack your pentagon."
- Person of Interest
"Let's hop on the good foot and do the bad thing."
- Austin Powers (1999)
"You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen foods section—because you could melt all this stuff."
- Steve Martin, My Blue Heaven (1990)
"We gotta get you out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini."
- Jay Chandrasekhar, Beerfest (2006)
They say Disney World is the happiest place on earth, obviously, they haven't been in your arms.
I'll love you until Tom catches Jerry and has him for supper.
"Hey baby, you look so good, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
"Hey girl, I don't have power and success, but I'm funny."
- Modern Family
"Are you a witch because you sure got me spellbound."
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer
"So… Do you like cheese?"
- Duke, She’s The Man (2006)
Let's skip the Netflix on the sofa and go straight to chill in my bed.
If I had Jack Sparrow's compass, it'd be pointing at you.
The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, Netflix, and mimosas with no pants on.
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
I would ask for Netflix and Chill, but you look like you are into more interactive stories.
"Can you empty your pocket? I believe you have stolen my heart."
- Leverage
“I couldn’t help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”
- Will Smith, Hitch (2005)
"I like the parts of your face that are covered with skin."
- Anchorman 2 (2013)
Here's to a big opening weekend.