Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
Eosin is red. Collagen stains blue. I’m stuck prepping slides, but thinking of you.
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because baby, you take my breath away!
You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d go into thousands of dollars of crippling debt just to examine you!
Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you’d be a natural killer.
I’m jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
I’d check your blood sugar, but you’re sweet enough.
Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.
Are you my appendix?
Because I don't know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.
You must be a neuron, cause you’ve got some action potential.
You're the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won't save me.
Are you a lateral pterygoid because you make my jaw drop.
Hey babe, I want tibia your Valentine!
Girl, your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
Girl, you’re like Propofol. You’re a knockout.
Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you!
I don't think you can diagnose me because there's no treatment for being madly in love.
Can I call you pia mater? Cause you’re always on my mind.
What’s the best part of the cell, next to the cytoplasm? The nucle-US.
You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
I don’t want an apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something - my jaw.
I wonder if you can help me? I seem to be suffering from a lack of Vitamin U.
Are you epinephrine? ‘Cause baby, you make my heart race….
Hey girl, are you Morphine? 'Cause, you take my pain away.
You must have a C3 convertase inhibitor because you’re impossible to complement. You’re already perfect.
Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
Allow me to synapse with you, and we shall store the most wonderful of memories.
You’re so hot, you denature my enzymes.
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
Hey babe, I’ve been straining my oculomotor nerve looking everywhere for you.
Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.
I don’t need to be a doctor to diagnose you with acute smile.
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Are you Broca’s aphasia? Because you leave me speechless…
I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.