Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
I’m an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
Sorry, I’m going to have to ask you to leave. You’re making the other girls look bad.
Man: "Hey, baby, if you come home with me, I can show you a really good time."
Woman: "You know what your problem is? Your mouth is writing checks that your body can't cash."
Can I check the tag on your clothes?
Why, because I'm made in heaven?
No, because your sweating profusely through your armpits and I want to avoid purchasing this fabric in the future.
Baby, you rock my world!
You remind me of cheese... I want you on everything!
Just like I never play with poop, I promise you that I will never play with your heart.
Hey Caleb, I think I leb you already.
I'm going to have to ask you to stay away, you're posing a risk for my health. You make my heart stop!
I like books, you like books, why don't we start writing the story of us?
If I walked a milimeter for everytime I thought of you, I would have walked across the Earth a million times.
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
Even though there's no ball game on tonight, we can still slam it.
Babe, are you Spotify? Because I would pay premium to spend uninterrupted time with you.
So, what do you turn into at midnight?
Wanna go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
Are you a banana because I find you a peeling.
Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.
Know what? I dig you, really!
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
Are you a bank loan? Well, you’ve certainly got my interest.
Your hold on my heart is perennial, I’ll keep coming back always.
You're spicier than Sriracha.
Did you have sugar? Because you got a sweet smile.
You radiate in the shortest wavelengths I’ve ever encountered.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your body heat with me.
Man: If your left leg was breakfast and your right leg was lunch, I wouldn't be able to resist snacking between meals.
Woman: If your left leg was yoga and your right leg was cycling, I wouldn't be able to resist kickboxing between classes.
You're not just some bunny... you're my bunny.
Wow, you have a the chin of Superman. I bet you could take a serious punch.
Let’s go to my place. I’d like to show you my puck collection.
I was hoping you’d text first, but clearly Abby-t you to it
Hey girl. I won this gold medal, but I'd really like to win your heart.
We must be near an airport, because my heart just took off when I saw you!
You’re as sweet as a flower, and not a daisy goes by when I don’t think of you.
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
Your Bosons are giving me a Hadron.
I love your energy.
Is your body from McDonald's? Cause I'm lovin' it!
You just caused a heat wave.
Do you play soccer? Because I think I'm gonna score tonight.
You looked better when I was drunk.
You're so fine that I wouldn't care if you were dead or alive!
Excuse Me, I’ve lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?
Are you a dentist? Because my heart beats faster when I see you.
Hey, are you a campfire? ‘Cause you’re super hot and I want s’more.
Are you Messi? 'Cause you look ike you'd never miss
"I hear voices, too. Voices that say, 'If you don't kiss her soon, you're a chump.'"
- Jimmy Stewart, You Can't Take It with You (1938)
You must be the iceberg from Titanic and I'm the ship because tonight we're gonna smash.