What type of stroke does a classical musician use when swimming?
The Bach stroke!
Why should you swim in an ool instead of a pool?
Because there’s no “p” in it!
Oh buoy – we’re having a splash bash!
This pool is impressive. Or should I say swim-pressive?
Here’s more proof that I’ve gone off the deep end.
We’ll have a splash-tastic time.
Pack your trunks – we’re having a pool party!
[Water Slide] I was going to get some work done, but I decided to let it slide.
What type of trunks do foresters wear to the swimming pool?
Tree trunks!
What did the swimming pool say to the skimmer?
Leaf me alone!
Why do so few vegetarians become competitive swimmers?
They don’t like the swim meats!
My moment in the sun.
I’m never board when I’m at the pool.
Whatever you do this summer, be sure to make a splash.
Summer is just floating by.
This is one spray-cation to remember.
This summer is going swimmingly.
Water you doing on [date]?
Poor white splash.
Did you hear about the rundown swimming pool?
It was a real dive!
What do you say when your dad wears a speedo to the pool?
Spee-don’t!
What type of pool do mechanics like best?
The car pool!
Pardon me if I’m being pool-itically incorrect.
[Pool Noodle] That’s using your noodle!
Don’t be a wet noodle – join us!
We’re trying to pool off the party of the summer.
How is it that elephants are always ready for a swim?
They never forget their trunks!
Get in the swim this summer.
How did the swim team manage to pay for new pool renovations?
They pool-ed their resources!
What type of noodles do swimmers like best?
Pool noodles!
For instant fun, just add water.
Why wasn’t the little pumpkin allowed to swim?
There was no life gourd on duty!
Spending time at the pool really floats my boat.