Your sweater must be made out of wife material.
What Twix do you have up your sleeve that makes me love you?
Are you a needle? Because you are sew special to me.
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
I “lub” you.
What did the mountain say to the hill on Valentine's day?
You make my heart gush, I lava you.
I sulfur when you argon.
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
You must be glue because I am sticking with you.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
I dig you a hole lot.
"What did Frankenstein's monster say to his girlfriend?"
"Will you be my Valenstein?"
I wood never leaf you.
You’re a cutie 3.14159265359
From my head tomatoes, I love you bunches.
What did one lightbulb say to the other lightbulb on Valentine’s Day?
I love you watts.
You can donate blood to me anytime since you’re just my type.
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
I love you dairy much.
You must be a geologist because you rock my world.
I am cocoa-nuts about you.
We make a great pear
Your love is like vodka. You’re worth the chase.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
My love for you simply radiates.
I've been thinking of U periodically.
Don’t go bacon my heart.
What should you get Lassie, the star of the hit TV show, for Valentine's Day?
A cauliflower.
We have a great connection since you’re wifi-material.
I think you’re dandelion.
Thank you for making our relationship sweet rather than a rocky road.
My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner.
She says she loves being carded.
I loaf you.
No-bunny is as hare-larious as you.
We’ve got serious chemistry.
Your name must be Summer because you are hot.
What's a pun's favorite love song?
"My Punny Valentine!"
I find you very a-peeling.
My love for you is like no otter.
Was a bit lonely by myself at home last night on Valentine's Day so I decided to make my own bread.
I was feeling quite kneady
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
You're the ruler of my heart.
I would talk about Valentine’s Day
But it looks like I missed my date.
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
Are you a drum? Because my heart beats for you.
Happy Valentine's Day!
I hope your day starts off with a bang!
I am fawn’d of you my deer.
Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
February 14th.