"Eggs love you."
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.
"Hey there, hop stuff."
"Happy eggster."
"For peep's sake."
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure
Eggs marks the spot.
"Have a hoppy Easter."
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."
"You might not carrot all, but you're irresistible."
I made Chinese for Easter dinner
If I had made Japanese it would have been Eastest Dinner.
I’ve been selected to hide eggs in my town’s big Easter festival next year!
This is an eggs-hiding opportunity!
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
"Just one hot chick."
"Just don't carrot all."
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Egg ercise.
"Have an egg-cellent Easter."
"I'm eggs-hausted."
Easter dinner was great today
We made sure it had all the crucifixins'.
"Over-easy like Sunday morning."
"You're totally scrambling my brain."
Why are Catholics the best runners during the Easter season?
They fast during Lent!
I went to an Easter party as a Jesus cosplayer
I told them I was a crossplayer.
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
"Have an eggs-tra special Easter day."
Be careful this Easter
There is a lot of basket cases out there.
"You crack me up."
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
"You round me out." — High Card Band
"No eggs-cuses."
"What an egg-citing day."
"We found eggs in a hopeless place."
"You make me egg-static."
"Eggs-cuse me."
"Don't worry, be hoppy."
Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch.
"Egg-ceedingly good, wouldn't you say?"
Why did the Easter Bunny have to leave school?
He was eggspelled.
Why did the Easter Egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken.
"You're a real good egg."
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
"You're poaching all my best yolks."
"I whip my hare back and forth."
"Having a good hare day."
"An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare."
"Some bunny needs vodka."
"Happy Easter to all my peeps."