What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
What's the best way to avoid eating too many Thanksgiving leftovers? Quit cold turkey.
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
The couple who married during autumn lived apple-ly ever after!
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
Fall is a-maize-ing.
It is only late August, yet the leaves are already turning brown. Autumn came early this year. Orange you glad?
What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I'm still stuffed.
Witch fall flavor is your favorite?
September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.
What do you call the Halloween costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color.
What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
The baker taught his apprentice that to make a good pie one needs to bake it to pie-fection!
How did the struggling leaf get the job? He got the right qua-leaf-ications.
After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
You don't like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
Autumn is full of pumpkins, it is a gourd-geous time of the year.
The scientist time travels between summer and winter using his autumn-mobile!
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
At the baking competition in October, the chef said that he had eyes on the pies!
What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
A har-vest.
Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
My friend asked me whether I was ready to pick apples this fall? I apple-solutely was.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall — hope you do too!
The investigative journalist said that he would reveal all the in-cider information this fall.
The aspiring comedian has an unbe-leaf-able collection of autumn jokes, but they are all falling flat.
It’s Fall coming back to me now.
From the b-autumn of my heart, I love fall!
Why isn't your daughter married? Because a gourd man is hard to find.
We got a huge jack-o-lantern this fall. It gave the neighbors pumpkin to talk about.
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
The most suitable way to bake a pie in autumn is to bake it to pie-fection!
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
The boy leaf confessed to the girl leaf that he was fall-ing in love with her.
I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
Whenever fall arrives, leaves start changing their color autumn-matically.
What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy!
You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.