Why do snowmen always get injured when playing sports?
Because they refuse to warm up!
Variety is the ice of life.
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
What does Frosty the Snowman do to combat his worries about melting?
Take a chill pill!
Mother knows best, and when winter comes, Mother Nature snows best.
What do you call ten arctic hares hopping backward through the snow?
A receding hare line.
Whatever coats your boat.
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
You don’t like my winter pun? How cold!
What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
What kind of soup can you make with cool beans?
Chilly!
You’re sledding a fine line there.
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
It was mitten in the stars.
What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
A sad candy cane.
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
We've reached the point of snow return.
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he likes cool music...
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
It’s a winterful day!
When winter comes, this town turns into an iceburg.
Why go to the beach? I’d rather be by the ski-side.
The best way to get back at someone is to push them in the snow; after all, revenge is a dish best served cold.
What do you call a cold crocodile in winter? A refrigerator.
If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!
Did you hear about the emperor penguin?
He had a freezing reign!
The abdominal snowman is just a snowman with a six-pack.
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
I’m stuck on you like igloo.
I just wanted to make a good frost impression.
What’s the biggest danger of building a snow dog?
Frostbite!
Let’s list the froze and cons.
What do you call a glove combined with a snake?
Smitten.
After all is sled and done.
Winter is here, weather you like it or not.
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
The snowman keeps having tantrums, they're real meltdowns!
What do you call a whirlwind winter romance?
Love at frost sight!
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
I snuggle to get through these winter days.
I only have ice for you!
Why are winter days great?
They’re snow much fun!
Why didn't the snowman go to the party?
He had snowone to go with!
How do you know that it's too cold outside for a picnic?
You chip your tooth on the soup.
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
What’s the best meal to eat in an igloo?
Brr-eakfast!