What do you call a Sith Lord who likes to go fishing? Darth Wader.
What swims in the sea, carries a machine gun, and makes you an offer you can't refuse? The Codfather
Why are fisherman so stingy?
Their jobs make them sel-fish!
What do you call a small fish magician? A magic carpet
How do you communicate with a fish? Drop it a line!
What is the difference between a fish and a piano? You can't tuna fish.
Guy: Have you ever been fishing before? Girl: Why? Boy: I think we should hook up!
Where do fish sleep? In a river bed
What did the fish say when it hit a concrete wall "Dam!"
Why are fish so smart Because they swim in schools!
Why can't you tell a joke while ice fishing? Because it'll crack you up!.
What do fish and women have in common? They both stop shaking their tale after you catch them!
What is the difference between a catfish and a lawyer? One is a bottom-dwelling, scum-sucking scavenger and the other is a fish!
Where does a fish keep his money In the River Bank!
What does the pope eat during lent? Holy mackerel!
Why did the vegan go deep-sea fishing? Just for the halibut!
Why did the fish cross the road? Cause it was hooked!
If fish lived on land, in which country would they live? Finland.
Which fish can perform operations? A Sturgeon!
Where does a fisherman go to get his hair cut?
The fisherman goes to a bobber shop!
What is the fastest fish in the water? A motopike
What did the magician say to the fisherman?
"Pick a cod, any cod."
What did one hillbilly say to another? I got a new fly rod and reel for my wife. Best trade I ever made.
What do you call a fish whith a car? A carfish!
Where do football players go shopping in the offseason? The tackle shop.
What did the fishermen say to the fish that swam away? "You bass-tard!"
What did the fisherman say to the card magician? Take a cod, any cod.