We’ll have a splash-tastic time.
For instant fun, just add water.
Pardon me if I’m being pool-itically incorrect.
I’m never board when I’m at the pool.
[Water Slide] I was going to get some work done, but I decided to let it slide.
We’re trying to pool off the party of the summer.
This is one spray-cation to remember.
Why wasn’t the little pumpkin allowed to swim?
There was no life gourd on duty!
Why should you swim in an ool instead of a pool?
Because there’s no “p” in it!
Why do so few vegetarians become competitive swimmers?
They don’t like the swim meats!
How did the swim team manage to pay for new pool renovations?
They pool-ed their resources!
What type of trunks do foresters wear to the swimming pool?
Tree trunks!
What type of noodles do swimmers like best?
Pool noodles!
Did you hear about the rundown swimming pool?
It was a real dive!
How is it that elephants are always ready for a swim?
They never forget their trunks!
This summer is going swimmingly.
Poor white splash.
My moment in the sun.
Get in the swim this summer.
Oh buoy – we’re having a splash bash!
Here’s more proof that I’ve gone off the deep end.
Summer is just floating by.
Pack your trunks – we’re having a pool party!
What did the swimming pool say to the skimmer?
Leaf me alone!
Spending time at the pool really floats my boat.
Water you doing on [date]?
This pool is impressive. Or should I say swim-pressive?
What type of stroke does a classical musician use when swimming?
The Bach stroke!
What type of pool do mechanics like best?
The car pool!
Whatever you do this summer, be sure to make a splash.
Don’t be a wet noodle – join us!
What do you say when your dad wears a speedo to the pool?
Spee-don’t!
[Pool Noodle] That’s using your noodle!