I went deep sea diving and a mollusk wanted to give me a hug!
Damn cuddlefish.
I quit my job as a scuba diving instructor after my first day at work.
Deep down I realized it wasn’t for me.
My wife drove our German car off the pier into the sea. The next day I went diving to look for it.
I got the Benz.
I had a girlfriend that went scuba diving...
One day I lobster and never flounder again.
"What are your thoughts on diving?"
"Well, I guess it's descent as a hobby."
I hate scuba diving.
It was the lowest moment of my life.
I hate when I have to stop scuba diving
If makes me deep-pressed
Is the pool safe for diving?
It deep ends.
Everyone is getting so paranoid, and diving into conspiracy theories lately...
Must be something in the water.
Why do blind people hate diving?
It scares the hell out of their dogs.
Scuba diving is a good hobby... if you wanna hit rock bottom.
Brother: "I saw a seahorse scuba diving"
Dad: "Wow that's amazing, I didn't realise they had the technology."
How do you call stage diving at Oktoberfest?
Krautsurfing.
What do you get for diving into a wave of oranges.
Vitamin Sea.
Why did the kid pursue scuba diving?
Because all his grades are below C-level.
My friend was telling me about how a shark attacked her while she was diving
I told her, that bites.
What do you call a diving dog?
A sub woofer.
My life-long rival just beat my record for deep-sea diving.
This is a new low.
Went on a diving trip with strangers and found a sunken vessel. We're all pitching in to salvage and rebuild it.
I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friend-ship.
I surprised the judges at my last diving competition by performing a cannonball.
I made a huge splash.
Why can't Bill Clinton go scuba diving?
He won't inhale.
I applied for a job as an Instructor at a Scuba Diving center. The interviewer wanted to know if I can work well under pressure.
I used to have a scuba diving business
But it went under.