They told me they were handing out free beef at the beach...
When I arrived I realized it was a bay-con.
Beach, please.
Salty but sweet.
Feeling fintastic.
Shell yeah.
Whale, hello there.
What book of the bible do you read on a beach?
The book of psalms trees.
Did you hear about the boat that crashed into the beach?
The captain fell asleep and the crew didn't realize until they were already in the no wake zone.
What do Ents wear to the beach?
Sandalwood.
What do they use to get a tan?
Palm oil.
What do you call a Grizzly at a nude beach?
Bear Naked.
If you go to a beach and you can see through it, you could say the coast is clear.
What did the retired pirate say when he went to the beach?
Long time no sea.
Don't get tide down.
Sorry, I'm octopied.
Girls just wanna have sun.
I was at the beach and saw this guy in the water yelling, “Help, shark! Help!
I just laughed because I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.
The ocean made me salty.
All you need is a good dose of vitamin sea.
Where’s the best beach to buy sports gear at?
Jersey Shore.
Tis the sea-sun.
Sea you at the beach.
Life's a beach. Enjoy the waves.
Water you doing?
That crazy little sun of a beach.
A cowboy and a Mexican were walking side-by-side by a beach in Mexico. The Cowboy asked to the Mexican if the Gulf of Mexico was an ocean.
"Sea, Señor," replied the Mexican.
Tropic like it's hot.
How can you tell that it’s Ronald McDonald at a nude beach?
Because he has sesame seed buns.
What do you call dumb jokes at the beach?
Comic sands.
Why did the obtuse Triangle go to the beach?
Because it was more than 90°.
What do you call someone with Yellow hair on the beach?
A beach blond.
Please excuse my resting beach face.
What do you call a boy swimming at the beach?
Buoyancy.
I invented beach footwear for people with one leg.
It was a flop.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing it just waved.
You can bet on firemen at the beach.
It's a shore-fire thing.
My sister said I would never be able to make a beach pun.
Is seashore about that?
I can sea clearly now.
What do you call a waffle laying on a beach?
Sandy eggo.
My wife refused to go to a nude beach with me
I can't believe she is so clothes-minded.
What happens when you go to the beach in hell?
You get a SaTan.
Why was the bucket so embarrassed at the beach?
Because of how pail it was.
Why don’t elephants go to the beach?
Because their trunks always fall down.
Seas the day.
eople say they never get hungry at the beach
That’s because there’s sand, which is everywhere.
The bartender asks one of The Beach Boys what they’d like, so he looks back to his friends
“Get a round?” “Round?” “Round?” “I’ll get a round!”
What did the ocean say when asked if he wanted to be friends with the beach?
“Shore!”
Love the beach. Can I be any more Pacific?
I used to search for clams on the beach
But then I pulled a mussel.
Lost at sea? I'm not shore.
How do you wash clothes at the beach?
With Tide.