Why was the man using ketchup during the rain?
Someone said it was raining cats and hot dogs.
Why is a river an amazing roommate?
He just likes to go with the flow.
What is worse than when it is raining buckets?
Hailing taxis.
How do cows intake water?
by Osmoosis.
What did one water bottle ask the other water bottle?
Water you doing today?
What do you call two days of rain in a row in Seattle?
The weekend.
What happens before it starts raining candy?
It sprinkles!
If a hole isn't full of water then it isn't feeling well
What do you call it when you get a month’s worth of rain at once?
England.
HIJKLMNO is the formula for water
H to O.
It's really easy to learn white water kayaking
You just go with the flow.
Why are oceans so meticulous?
They like to be pacific.
How do you make holy water?
By boiling the hell out of it.
What did the sink say to the water faucet?
You’re a real drip.
What do you call water that is good for you?
Well water.
Why does water never laugh at jokes?
It isn’t a fan of dry humor.
Did you hear about the ocean and sea having a baby?
It was a buoy!
What did Snoop Dog need to get an umbrella?
Fo’ Drizzle.
Where do doubtful Egyptians get their water from?
Denial River.
How do you know if an ant is a boy or a girl?
If you toss it in the water and it sinks, it’s a girl. If the ant floats, it’s a buoyant.
What do you call dangerous amounts of precipitation?
A rain of terror.
What did one body of water say to the other?
"Do you sea what I sea?"
What type of baseball player gives out all the water?
The Pitcher.
If Smart water were actually smart…
Then why did it get bottled?
Why does the river never get lost?
She always finds the right pathwave.
RIP to Boiled Water.
You will be sorely mist.
What did the bottled water tell the spy?
The names bond, Hydrogen bond.
When you mix a salt and water, you get a solution. When you mix a salt and battery, you get arrested.
R.I.P boiled water. You will be mist
H20 is water, but what is H204?
It’s for swimming and drinking, of course.
What did the beaver say after she slipped in water?
Dam it.
Why do poets always write about the sea?
They just can’t fathom her depths.
Looking out at the water, a father explains why the ice breaks up in the spring.
The changing sea son.
What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Hail, of course!
Why couldn’t the fish watch YouTube?
He couldn’t stream the video.
How did the raindrop ask another raindrop on a date?
He asked her “Water you doing tonight?”
If your canoe turns upside down in the water, you can wear it on your head.
Because it’s capsized.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?
Hare spray.
Why don’t you see an ocean in school?
They just can’t wade through all that homework.
Why did the ocean leave the party early?
She was getting really tide.
Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?
He had a very esteemed colleague.
Which weighs less; butane, gasoline or water?
Butane, because it's lighter fluid.
I don't know if I just got hit by freezing rain, but it hurt like hail.
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
I might have some trouble getting hard, I just got laid this morning!
How do you make holy water?
Make sure to boil the hell out of it.
What is another king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Reign!
What do you call a wet teddy bear?
A drizzly bear.
What did one ocean say to another?
Nothing, it just waved.
What is the ocean’s favorite lullaby?
Roe, Roe, Roe Your Boat.
What goes up when rain starts to come down?
Umbrellas.