Werewolves love their fast food.
What do you call a werewolf that's found the cure for lycanthropy?
A lycan'tthrope.
What did one werewolf say when he saw his friend?
- Howl’s it going?
Why do werewolves do well at school?
Because every time they’re asked a question, they come up with a snappy answer!
Who are the cousins of the werewolf?
What-wolf and When-wolf
What is a wolf’s favorite time of the year?
The howl-o-days.
"That was a howling adventure!" said the werewolf to the zombie.
What's a werewolf's favorite mode of transport?
A lunar cycle.
If I made werewolf puns, they would be howl-arious.
What's a werewolf healed from Lycanthropy?
Over the moon.
What a werewolf movie, talk about howling!
What do you call a cold werewolf?
A chilli dog.
What do werewolf like for breakfast?
Pooched eggs.
Did you hear about the werewolf who got invited to the dance?
He really wanted to go, but the upcoming full moon was giving him paws.
What do you call a silly werewolf in Australia ?
A dingo-ling
Why was the werewolf arrested at the butchers shop?
He was caught chop lifting.
What is a werewolf’s favorite tree?
A lu-pine.
Live to tell the tail.
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a werewolf?
Terrier-fied!
What did the werewolf say when he sat on sandpaper?
- Ruff!
Werewolves love similes and metafurs.
Why did the poor werewolf chase his own tail?
He was trying to make ends meet.
What do you call a hairy beast that no longer exists?
A were-wolf!
What do you call a hairy monster that lives by a dam?
A weir-wolf.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a person who makes pots?
Harry Potter
Why did the monster call his werewolf “Frost”?
Because frost bites!
Where do werewolf go if their tails fall off?
A re-tail store.
Why did the mommy and daddy werewolves call their son “Camera”?
Because he was always snapping at things!
Where are werewolf movies made?
Howl-lywood.
What do you call a werewolf with no legs?
Anything you like – he can’t chase you.
Why do werewolves not enter the Olympics? Too high a chance of a silver medal.
What do you call a werewolf with a fever?
A hot dog.
Werewolves keep their spare things in a were-house.
What do you call a necromancer werewolf?
A dog with a bone.
How does a werewolf make bechamel sauce?
They start with a rooooooooouuuuuuuux.
Where do werewolves store their things?
In a were-house.
How do you make a werewolf stew?
Keep him waiting until the full moon!
Mommy, Mommy, what’s a werewolf?
Don’t worry about that honey and comb your face!
Werewolf Weather Furcast: Tomorrow we expect heavy showers.
What happens if you cross a hairdresser and a werewolf?
A creature with an all over perm!
What do you call a werewolf escapologist?
Hairy Houdini.
Why don’t werewolf make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
A werewolf's favorite day of the week is Moonday.
How do werewolves eat lunch?
They wolf it down.
What did one angry werewolf say to the other?
- I have a bone to pick with you!
What kind of werewolf can track down flowers ?
A bud hound
I used to be a werewolf but I’m ok noooooooooooow!!
What happened to the wolf that fell into the washing machine?
It became a wash and wearwolf.
Why did the werewolf need to talk with the skeleton?
He had a bone to pick with him.
What do you call a hairy beast that’s lost?
A where-wolf!