Who cast the spell of sleep on Dorothy? It was the wicked witch of rest.
What do you call a witch who drives badly?
A road hag.
Why did the witch's team lose the cricket game?
Their bats flew away.
What did the witch say when the door-to-door broom salesman showed her a vacuum.
I don't want an automatic. I want a stick shift!
How do you get rid of a witch’s hex?
Draw a hex-a-gone.
Did you hear about the witch who got plastic surgery?
She looked really good afterworts.
What is it called when a witch only casts spells that rhyme?
Poetry in Potion.
Witch doctors write their prescriptions in curse-ive.
Witches get so excited to decorate their cauldron because their favorite hobby is witchcraft.
A witch with chickenpox is called an itchy-witchy.
What does a witch get if she crosses a black cat and a lemon?
A sour puss.
The best place to search for information about witches is wicca-pedia.
Someone who does not become a witch until they're old is a late broomer.
Why do witches only ride their broomsticks at night?
That's the time to sweep.
Come witch me to the party.
I’ve found that dressing up like this has truly been an en-witching experience.
Why is it good to drink witch's brew?
It's very newt-tricious!
What do witches in Australia ride?
Broomerangs.
What is a witch's favorite makeup?
A ma-scare-a.
Why did the witch stay in a hotel during her travels?
She heard they had great broom service.
What do you call a witch that lives in the desert?
A sand-witch.
Why are witches good at farming?
Because they love occult-ivation.
Why did the witch go to the doctor?
She had a dizzy spell.
What problem do you encounter with twin witches?
You can never tell which is witch.
What do witches put on their bagels?
Scream cheese.
What kind of tests are witches given in school?
Hex-aminations.
Witches get sore joints because they have broom-atism.
What did the tired witch do?
She sat down for a spell.
What do you call witches who live together?
Broom-mates.
What goes ‘Cackle, cackle, cackle, bonk’?
A witch laughing her head off.
What do you call a nervous witch?
A twitch.
What do witches' cats like to have for breakfast?
Mice crispies.
Witches always fly on broomsticks because they want to make a clean getaway.
What did the witch say to people who visited her house?
Come sit for a spell!
What do you call a fast broomstick?
A vroom-stick.
What did the witch get her cat for entertainment?
A cat-alog.
What kind of jewelry do witches wear?
Charm bracelets.
Who's a witch's favorite movie director?
Steven Spellberg.
What is a witch's favorite ride at the fair?
A scary-go-round.
What is the difference between a deer running away and a small witch?
One is a hunted stag and one is a stunted hag!
Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?
The witches sweep the sky.
What do you call the story of a poor witch that just became a millionaire?
Rags to witches story.
How did the witch feel about using her broom to do housework?
She bristled at the suggestion!
Why was the book of incantations useless?
Because the author failed to do a spell-check.
Witches are always wand-ering around…
What did the angry witch do after sitting on her broomstick?
She flew off the handle.
What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray.
What sign was posted in the witches' parking lot?
Violators will be toad.
What did the lost witch ask the wizard?
- Witch way to the Halloween party?
What do you learn in witch school?
Spelling.