What did the fruit bowl say when it saw Santa Claus come down the chimney? We wish you a cherry Christmas!
What does a cherry say when it delivers bad news? Don't fruit the messenger.
Why do cherry trees smell?
Because George Washington cut one.
Swallowing a cherry stone is not the end of the world. It’s just one of life’s little pitfalls.
Q: How do two cherries make up after an argument?
A: They cherry the hatchet.
Cherry pie can be a bit aggressive. Rumor has it they go around saying, “Hey! You want a piece of me?”
Did you know, you can actually hide a gigantic elephant in a cherry tree? All you need to do is paint its toenails red. I bet you don’t believe me – but have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? I rest my case.
If you are ever babysitting a cherry, remember that their favorite cartoon is Tom And Cherry.
What do cherries say to their best friends? You are cherrific!
Why did I start making a cherry pie? Bake-cause I love it.
How do berries start off the fruity olympics? They cherry the Olympic torch around the globe.
Why shouldn't you be too inquisitive with a cherry? Ask no questions tell no pies.
Why should you make a cherry pie for someone that you miss? Because absence bakes the heart grow fonder.
What did the cherry say to the cherry pie? I really crust you.
Berries are the most fashionista of the fruits, they can really cherry off the wildest outfits.
Q: How do you call a magic berry?
A: Cherry Potter.
Is it bad to swallow a cherry whole? No don't worry, it's just one of the pitfalls of life.
What do fruits do when they are avoiding a problem? They cherry their heads in the sand.
What do fruits look for at a talent show? A berry that can really cherry a tune.
Hey you like cherry preserves ?
Never mind, its probably not your jam
Some cherry puns are just pit-i-ful.
What do you find if you hang from a cherry tree for hours and hours? You find that your arms get sore.
Cherries go all out when they go to festivals. You’ll probably see loads of them, running around in pie-dyed shirts.
I spent last Christmas with a bunch of soft fruit. I kept getting confused with the toast – they were saying “Eat, drink and be cherry!”
Q: Why was the cherry by himself?
A: Because the banana split.
What did one cherry say to the other cherry? If you weren't so tasty we wouldn't be in this jam.
What do two cherries say when they get married? I promise to cherry-ish you forever.
What's red and has 7 dents in it?
Snow white's cherry!
What does a hippy cherry wear to a festival? A pie dye T-shirt.
Why are cherries unassuming? Because they often get made into humble pie.
Q: What do you get when you walk around with cherries in your shoes?
A: Toe jam.
What did the cherry say when it was given a bunch of flowers? You are cherry sweet.
Why did the cherry blossom tree seem scared when it was trying to make a cherry pie? Because it was baking like a leaf.
I recently read a book by an onion which had opened up on its life. Midway through the book, I started crying.
What do you do when you try to bake a cherry pie for the first time and it doesn't turn out so well? Just wait for the second bite of the cherry.
What do you call a cherry that is hard as nails? Tough as old fruits.
Why did the cherry go to the good drinks factory? It was cordially invited.
I recently went to a soft fruit party, where all the food was berry based. It was cherrific.
How do two cherries make up after an argument? They cherry the hatchet.
American cherries generally do pretty well at high school. Many of them end up on the cherryleading squad.
What do cherries write in love letters? I miss you cherry-bly.
Whenever I give my daughter cherries, she stuffs them in the chair
Now we call them chairries
Why is cherry pie so legendary? Because it is history in the baking.
Q: Did you hear about the cherry that liked to explode?
A: It was da’ bomb.
What is the cherry fruit's favorite American talkshow? The Cherry Springer Show of course!
What did the cherry say when it won its third Olympic gold medal? That's just the cherry on top of a successful career.
Chopping down other people’s cherry trees is definitely frowned upon. However, you likely won’t get into too much trouble for it – as long as you keep hold of the axe!
Why does a little cherry always look up to its parents? It tries to follow in their fruitsteps.
What do you call a very little cherry? Pit-iful.
There's no need to cherry your feelings, I know you love me really.