We are thinking of spending the night at the peach house, by the shore.
Why didn’t the peach do well on its ACT? Because when it comes to education, it only gets a little STEM.
Q: Where do fruits like to go on vacations?
A: To the peach.
The peach couple is in love. They seem to be born for peach other.
Q: Why did no one like peach’s personality?
A: Because it had a heart of stone.
Unlike peaches, nectarines don't have any fuzz, because they suffer from Alo-peach-ea.
In the last peach race, I put $30 peach way on two new racers.
Wondering about a peach's favorite sci-fi novel? It's 'When You Peach Me'.
Q: What is a peach’s favorite book?
A: War and Peach
The big play is in seven days, you better work on your peach enhancement techniques.
An artist painted a wonderful fruit painting. It was a beautiful peach of work.
I met him yesterday, he was on his way to meet the counselor for a peach therapy session.
If you are wondering about a peach's favorite game, it's peach ball.
At a meeting, Mr. Tomato asked Mr. Peach, "Can you give me the peach cobbler's number, I need to mend my shoes".
People really liked the new king's coronation day peach. He truly deserves the throne.
In North Korea, you can not throw fruits in the snow as they don't have the right to freeze peach
A peach biologist was looking for a peach-tree-dish for his upcoming experiment.
I heard that my neighbor, who loved dried fruit, has passed away. May his soul rest in peach.
Who does the nectarine just do a hair transplant? Because it wants to become a peach.
Where do you put nectarines when you want to freeze them? Inside the peach-zer.
The peach couple from school is totally in love. They seem so perfect for peach other.
One should always practice what they peach.
What would a peach say to its girlfriend or boyfriend? – “You will always have a peach of my heart, baby!”
The peach started acting all funny because it was really fuzzy.
I went to watch a play and there were so many peach errors in the dialogues.
Where do you store peach juice? Inside of a peach-er.
If you are wondering about the most important constitutional right of a peach citizen, well, it's none other than freedom of peach.
When I got mugged on my way back from the greengrocers, I was peach-less!
Q: Why did the fruit go to the salon?
A: To peach her hair blonde.
Which word can be used to describe a peach that is surprised, shocked, or angry with strong emotion? – Speachless!
Why did the man continue to eat whole peaches? Because he has a bottomless pit.
Americans were preparing peach gelatos, to demonstrate it's right to freeze peach!
Q: What happened to the peach who went to meet the knife?
A: He came back in many peaches.
What do we call the period in between eating a peach? – It is called a pit stop.
The fruit stutters because it suffers from a peach impediment.
Sometimes, all you need is to shake a few trees to find the perfect peach for you.
Son: Hey dad, I stole a peach from the grocery store today.
Dad: Why?
Son: I don’t know, but I feel guilty. It’s a real pit in my stomach.
My mother says: “Leave that peach cobbler alone on the table!” However, I cannot help myself and sneak in to watch it making beautiful peach shoes.
Mom: Why did you shave the peaches!
Dad: The recipe asked for nectarines.
Q: What would a peach love to pet?
A: A Pit Bull.
You are the best, I feel so peachy when I am with you!
The only fruit that makes me feel fuzzy and warm is a peach.
What song do young peaches love listening to? 'Papa don't peach'.
After I show a peach the way, it says: “I really ap-peach-iate your help!”
Q: Why was the fruit not selected for the singing competition?
A: He has a flat peach.
A cued peach visual communication system is used with people suffering from peach and hearing impairment.
Back in the early 2010s, the peach children loved to flock around to listen to Peach Pit.
Woman’s Rejection: Sorry. I don’t date guys I pit-y
What do peach soldiers say to each other before they are sent into combat? – “Good luck and make sure you come back in one peach!”
What does a cherry say when it delivers bad news? Don't fruit the messenger.The Peach President lost the presidential race because he got im-peached.