What did the judge say at the finale of the meat throwing competition? The steaks have never been higher!
What is a strawberry's favorite music band? Pearl Jam.
A magnetic strawberry is always red and points north.
A strawberry feels most comfortable in its py-jam-as.
A turkey's favorite dessert is a strawberry gobbler.
The daddy strawberry got the job to perform at the circus because he was a berry straw-ng man.
The unluckiest berry in the group is the one that drew the short straw-berry.
My local ice cream man was found dead in his garage covered in strawberry sauce and hundreds and thousands.
Police believe he topped himself.
Picking strawberries can be a very fruitful endeavor!
I saw a strawberry with a gun, robbing a man. I am guessing he was in a jam.
Chuck berry was undoubtedly the greatest rock and roll strawberry.
When a man went to the doctor to get rid of the strawberry that was growing out of his head, the doctor told him, "Don't worry. I'll give you some cream for that".
I found a sour strawberry today. It was berry bad.
Yesterday I went to the store for only 2 items, a rising crust pizza and a strawberry cake. Fortunately they were relatively light, so bringing it home was a pizza cake!
When you see something red that goes up and down, chances are it is a strawberry in an elevator.
When you come across a strawberry that uses foul language, it must be berry rude.
When Berry the dog dug up the woman's strawberry patch, she angrily exclaimed "That is the final straw, Berry."
Strawberries are berry healthy. They pack a punch when it comes to beating cancer and other diseases.
Why is the baby strawberry crying?
Because its parents are jamming
What is John Lennon's favorite donut? Strawberry' Filled Forever.'
A crayon that looks like a strawberry is usually called a cranberry.
A berry from which you can directly drink out of is a straw-berry.
The only type of berry you will ever find in a barn is a straw-berry.
Strawberries have berry good eyesight because they are packed with a lot of Vitamin See.
The pie-maker couldn't eat any more strawberries because she was already stuffed.
I always tend to forget the french word for strawberry sometimes. But, then I eventually remember the fraise.
Why is the strawberry loved dearly by everyone? Because it is berry sweet.
A berry funny strawberry candy is called a Laffy taffy.
My father is a farmer who grows strawberries. However, his business has recently gone into liquidation after he made smoothies.
On Father's Day my family went strawberry picking. Later on, we decided to make a jam...
...from the fruits of our labor
The only thing that looks like half a strawberry is the other half.
Have you wondered what made the strawberry such a smoothie? It is the yoghurt of course.
Strawberries are great musicians because they make perfect jam sessions.
A scarecrow's favorite fruit to eat is straw-berry.
If you put a strawberry in the freezer, you can make a strawberry shake!
The scientist was meticulous about his strawberry pies. He rounded up the protein content of his pie at 3.14.
A Blueberry asked a strawberry to go to hell.
That was berry rude of him
When strawberries, blueberries or blackberries meet another berry they like and want to get married who do they go see?
The marionberry
Last time I was in France I wanted to ask a question about strawberries
But I wasn't sure how to fraise it.
When you find a blue strawberry, try to cheer it up.
Why didn't the unripe strawberry got any cards and chocolates for Valentine's Day? Because it was really sour.
You can fix a broken strawberry with a strawberry patch.
What do strawberries wear to bed?
Jammies!
When you cross a train engine with a strawberry tart, you make a puff pastry.
Nobody would ask the strawberry to go to the prom because it was past her sale by date.
A strawberry who is a thief is called a rob-berry
One strawberry said to the other, “Were it not that you were so sweet, you wouldn’t have ended up in this jam.”
Tennis matches and strawberry jam have one thing in common. Cons-serve.
The jam bank went bankrupt because of the series of strobberies in the last quarter.
Most of the fruits usually drink their juice with a straw-berry.