“You’re always with yourself, so you might as well enjoy the company.”
– Diane Von Furstenberg
“When I hear somebody sigh, “Life is hard”, I am always tempted to ask, “Compared to what?””
– Sydney Harris
“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing—that’s why we recommend it daily.”
— Zig Ziglar
“If you’re searching for that one person that will change your life, take a look in the mirror.”
"Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood."
— Bill Murray
"I give myself sometimes admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it."
― Mary Wortley Montagu
“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”
— George Carlin
“Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.”
― Truman Capote
"It’s a funny thing about life, once you begin to take note of the things you are grateful for, you begin to lose sight of the things that you lack."
― Germany Kent
“Bad decisions make good stories.”
– Ellis Vidler
“Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.”
"I am not an early bird or night owl; I’m some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon."
"If it costs you your peace of mind, you’ve overpaid."
— Rigel J. Dawson
"I’m so cool that even ice cubes are jealous."
"I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot. Sleep for a while. Wake up beautiful."
"If you don’t have wrinkles, you haven’t laughed enough."
― Phyllis Diller
"Self-care is giving the world the best of you instead of what’s left of you."
— Katie Reed
"Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else."
― Margaret Mead
"Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes, including yourself."
— Anne Lamott
“I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls into line.”
– Lucille Ball
“Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.”
— Harvey Specter
“The road to success is always under construction.”
“They laugh at me because I’m different: I laugh at them because they’re all the same.”
"Don’t forget to drink water and get some sun. You’re basically a houseplant with more complicated emotions."
"They say good things take time, so that’s why I’m always late."
“I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.”
– Benjamin Franklin
"I’m so cool I wasn’t actually born, I was defrosted."
“If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.”
– Betty Reese
“The road to success is always under construction.”
"Sometimes you just need to lie on the couch and read for a couple of years."
"Know your worth, and then make sure to add tax."
“I am the only person in the world I should like to know thoroughly.”
– Oscar Wilde
"I’m staying home today. I have mood poisoning."
“The bags under my eyes are Prada.”
“A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.”
“When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.”
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”
— Jim Henson
"Listen, smile, agree, and then do whatever you were gonna do anyway."
― Robert Downey Jr.
“When you realize your self-worth you’ll stop giving people discounts.”
"I’m so hot that I contribute to global warming."
“Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.”
"The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs, one step at a time."
― Joe Girard
“Stretch marks are just rad lil’ lightning strikes here to remind you that you are a force of nature.”
“Being different is a revolving door in your life where secure people enter and insecure exit.”
— Shannon L. Alder
“Not everybody has to love me. I can’t force you to have good taste.”
“We must fall in love with yourselves. I don’t like myself. I’m crazy about myself.”
– Mae West
"People who wonder if the glass is half full or half empty miss the point. The glass is refillable."
“Self-love seems so often unrequited.”
– Anthony Powell
“Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on.”
– Maxwell Maltz
"I’m too busy working on my own grass to notice if yours is greener."