“Education cost money. But then again so does ignorance.” – Sir Claus Moser
“The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.” — Oscar Wilde
“Getting paid to sleep… that’s my dream job.” –Unknown
“Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor.” – John Ciardi
“My favorite animal is steak."
- Fran Lebowitz
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."
~ Douglas Adams
“My son is now an ‘entrepreneur.’ That’s what you’re called when you don’t have a job.” – Ted Turner
Don’t be distracted by criticism. Remember, the only taste of success some people get is to take a bite out of you.” – Zig Ziglar
“Work is against human nature. The proof is that it makes us tired. – Michel Tournier
“There are two times in a man’s life when he should not speculate: when he can’t afford it, and when he can.” – Mark Twain
“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called everybody, and they meet at the bar.” – Drew Carey
"The world is divided into people who do things–and people who get the credit."
~ Dwight Morrow
"Luck is a dividend of sweat. The more you sweat, the luckier you get."
~ Ray Kroc
“One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one’s work is terribly important.” — Bertrand Russell
“There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?” -Kin Hubbard
“I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.” — Charles Lamb
“It’s just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.”- Muhammad Ali
“If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.” – Betty Reese
“Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.” – Charlie McCarthy
“My boss told me to start every presentation with a joke. The first slide was my paycheck.” – Anonymous
“The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs… one step at a time.” — Joe Girard
“It’s a funny feeling to work with people who you consider your colleagues and to realize that they actually are young enough to be your children."
~ Alan Alda
“If A equals success, then the formula is A = X + Y + Z. Where X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut.” — Albert Einstein
“Going to work for a large company is like getting on a train. Are you going sixty miles an hour or is the train going sixty miles an hour and you’re just sitting still?” — J. Paul Getty
“It takes less time to do a thing right, than it does to explain why you did it wrong.” — Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
“My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work.” — Author Unknown
“No man goes before his time—unless the boss leaves early.” — Groucho Marx
“Like vinegar to the teeth, and smoke to the eyes, so are the lazy to their employers.” – Proverb 10:26
“Most of what we call management consists of making it difficult for people to get their work done.” — Peter Drucker
“Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.” – Thomas Edison
“When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: ‘Whose?'” — Don Marquis
“The remaining work to finish in order to reach your goal increases as the deadline approaches."
~ Bove’s Theorem
“A baseball game is twice as much fun if you’re seeing it on the company’s time.” — William C. Feather
“The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What’s the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you’d get a pulse.” — Dennis Miller
“God put me on this Earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now, I am so far behind I will never die."
~ Bill Watterson
“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar."
~ Drew Carey
“I’m not retiring, I am graduating . . . retirement means that you’ll just go ahead and live on your laurels and surf all day in Oceanside. It ain’t going to happen.” – Junior Seau
“Coworkers are like Christmas lights. They hang together, half of them don’t work and the other half aren’t so bright.” – Anonymous
“We pretend to work because they pretend to pay us."
~ Anonymous
“A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don’t have a J.O.B.” – Fats Domino
“If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn’t have a job if he was any smarter.” — John Gotti
“Find a job you like and you add five days to every week."
~ H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
“By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.” — Robert Frost
“Saving is a very fine thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.” – Winston Churchill
“The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application form.” — Stanley J. Randall
“I believe in hard work. But, it will take some time to make this believe into a real thing!"
~ Anonymous
“The taxpayer—that’s someone who works for the federal government but doesn’t have to take the civil service examination.” — Ronald Reagan.
"The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary."
~ Vince Lombardi
“You can’t have a million dollar dream with a minimum wage worth ethic.” — Zig Ziglar
“A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.” — Henry Kissenger