Where do beavers keep their money? Well, they keep it in the riverbank.
Are beavers the best builders in the animal kingdom? Dam right they are.
Why was the beaver not arrested when he jumped into the Nile? Because he was a juve'nile.
Why did the beaver refuse to laugh at any of the twig's jokes? He is not a big fan of dry humor.
Why are beavers so good in maths? They love log'arithms.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
Where did the hamsters invade the beaver colony? Hamsterdam.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Beaver Y.
Beaver Y. who?
Bea-ver-y quiet, you are in a library.
The group of beavers loved the river because it has a really bubbly personality.
Beavers enjoy being in the company of a river because they go with the flow.
The beaver offered some freshly streamed buns to his guests.
Knock knock!
Who is there?
Beaver
Beaver who?
Be-ware of the turbulent river.
Why do beavers make the best neighbors?
Because they mind their own dam business.
What did the wife beaver say to her astronaut husband? You are otter this world.
A beaver asked his fellow beavers to hurry up and said, "Water you waiting for, make haste."
What do you call a beaver with a bad attitude who acts lazy? A beaver that doesn’t give a dam.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
Why are beavers only found in freshwaters? Because they don't like stale water.
I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I’ve ever seen.
What do beavers like to put on their salads?
Branch dressing.
Do you know why the beaver was found guilty?
Because the prosecutor had damming evidence.
The hipster beaver denied swimming in the river. He said it was too main-stream.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Ears.
Ears who?
Ears one more beaver joke for you.
The builder beaver decided to launch a new liquid dam-building product, but the market was too saturated.
What did the beaver say to the river? You can run but can't tide.
What did the beaver say to his girlfriend?
Chew make me feel warm and fuzzy on the inside.
How did the beaver introduce his wife? This is my significant otter.
What did the river ask the beaver? "Water you doing today?"
What did one beaver say to the other at the river? Dam it.
Do you know what a beavers' favorite snack is? Wood chips.
Had beaver curry last night.
Bit like a normal curry, just a little otter.
Who cleans all the mess created by beavers after their beach trip? Mer-maids.
What did the river say when it saw beavers for the first time? “Well, I’ll be dammed.”
As soon as one beaver jumped in the river to search for his key, it got shocked, as the current was too strong.
What did the beaver mention to a tree? It has been nice gnawing you.
A beaver told a joke about a waterfall. It was a pour joke.
Beavers are the best at getting things done on riverbanks. They have their own waves of working.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
A Bee?
A bee who?
A beaver is building a dam on the river.
What is a naughty beavers' favorite type of wood ever? Knotty pine.
Q: Why did the beaver need an alarm clock?
A: It was to dam early.
What is the similarity between a male deer and a beaver? Both have buck teeth.
What did the beaver say when it saw it's home on fire?
Hot Dam!
What did the husband beaver say to the wife beaver to express his love and gratitude? You are the one for me, waddle I do without you?
What did the librarian say to the beaver who wanted to read a help book? You can try by-rowing it.
How did the beaver build the insides of a dam using logs? He logged in.
A family of beavers were walking across a river. During that time, the dad said to the family: “Dam it.”
What did the beaver say to the other beaver? I love you like no otter.
What's the worst part about being a beaver?
It's a lot of dam work.
What is a beaver's most favorite drama series ever? Riverdale.
Heard about the beaver who can split huge logs with his eyes? Yes, he just saw the logs, and they broke into two.