Wondering what crows wear during Halloween, well, they wear caw-stumes.
Did you heard about the zombie crow? He wants to eat your grains.
Who brings presents for crows on Christmas? On Christmas? Santa Caws
On Halloween night a group of crows decided to enact a scene from the play Julius Ceaser, they were enacting the caw-nspiracy scene.
Did you hear about the guy who killed a group of catholic crows?
It was Mass murder
What do crows take for their gut issues? crow-biotics.
What do you call a group of politically similar crows?
A cawcus
How can you tell the difference between an English and French crow?
"PourCUAWWW! PourCUAWWW!"
The cawllarborne of the skinny crow was so pronounced.
What do you call a group of dyslexic crows?
A redrum.
What’s the number one complaint pig spouses have about one another? Too stub-boar-n.
A group of crows placed evenly between two margins is definitely a justified murder.
I said some stubtly racist stuff to a magpie
She was a victim of my crow aggressions.
Two crows land on a park bench.
They were arrested for conspiring to murder.
After graduating from high school, crows go to caw-lleges for further studies.
What do you call a stoned, dyslexic crow?
A hybrid
A crow’s favorite nutty dessert is Pecawn Pie.
What’s black, dangerous and hides in trees?
A crow with a machine gun.
What kind of ice cream do pigs like best?
Hoggin Daz!
I saved a tiny baby crow and now he won't leave, I guess you could say he's mi-cro.
Which Halloween treat is going to keep a crow up all night? A crowfee apple.
Why was the crow so angry after his stand up comedy gig? The venue paid him in coffee instead of caw fee.
What did the pig do when it came to a pork in the road? It pigged the road less traveled.
Which bird is the most contented? The crow, because he never complains without caws.
A crow was arrested under suspicion of murder. The case was closed, as the judge said he had just caws.
Crows go to get their shopping at Cawst Co.
What did the nervous crow do? The crow proceeded with caw-tion.
What’s the difference between a crow and a chicken?
A chicken can crow, but a crow can’t chicken.
My Chinese neighbour said he's just opened a crows shop.
Speaking slowly, I said "you mean a *clothes* shop?"
He says, "No, a crows shop - come in and have a rook."
Where do crows type? Crows type on cawmputers.
Crows organized a cawnfrences, to discuss the upcoming project.
There was a recent study showing that crows were hit a lot more by trucks than cars...
they came to the conclusion that this was because crows can warn each other by going "CAAAR CAAAR" but can't say "TRUCK TRUCK".
I had to carry a group of crows once.
It was murder on my back!
What do you call a Spanish pig?
Porque.
Wondering what crows prefer with soup, crows like crowtons in their soup.
A crow invited his buddies over to hang out but they didn’t show up.
He was charged with attempted murder.
I thought of premeditated murder and a flash mob of crows came to my mind.
What did one crow say to the other after the party?
We were raven.
Why was the crow upset about his job? The HR fired the crow with no caws.
Have you ever heard of the Crows Law Of Energy Conservation?
It's also known as the Law of Caws and Effect.
The guy nearly saw a murder when he almost ran over his car over a couple of crows.
What do crows drink in order to stay awake? They drink cawfee.
The group of crows that attacked the lady was accused of murder, the cawps are still looking for the probable caws.
Why was the crow on the telephone wire? To make a long-distance caw.
What's an albino crow called? A caw-casian.
Crows, they just love sports, crow-quet to be precise.
What do you call a group of crows flying over a couple?
A murder over love.
Crows have 16 feather pinions and ravens have 17 pinions. It's just a matter of a pinion.
A group of crows drooling over a pastry is called a-tempted murder.
How will a crow with a cold fever sound like? Caw-ph, Caw-ph.