The manager for that dairy farm was referred to as the cow-ordinator.
Cows will never make the police force because they simply refuse to go on steak-outs.
What do cows like to eat for lunch?
Moo-shroom soup
What does a cow put on his French toast?
Moooolasses.
Why wouldn’t anyone play with the little longhorn?
He was too much of a bully.
Why doesn’t Sweden export its cattle?
It wants to keep its Stockholm.
The story of the chicken and cow running away together sounds like a cock and bull story to me.
You can always find the little cows eating lunch inside the calf-etiria.
What has four legs and goes Oom, Oom?
A cow walking backwards.
A cowboy thought he had 100 cows but when he counted them there were only 97
So he rounded them up.
What country do cows love to visit?
Moo Zealand.
The reason you will see all the cows lie down when it starts to rain is because they want to keep each
udder dry.
Why do cows think cooks are mean?
They whip cream.
Why did the cow wear a bell around her neck?
Because her horn didn’t work.
I warned farmer Brown not to pamper that cow too much because it would wind up giving spoiled milk.
What do cows get when they are sick? Hay Fever.
What is the difference between a car and a bull?
A car only has one horn.
Angry cows are usually responsible for giving the farmer sour milk.
What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?
Cowboom.
When doesn’t a bull have horns?
When it’s a bullfrog.
When the cow forget how to give milk, she was udderly confused.
India is a very peaceful country.
Because nobody has any beef over there.
What would you hear at a cow concert?
Moo-sic.
What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire?
Dracowla.
What do cows sing at their friend’s birthday parties?
“Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo!"
Why is the barn so noisy?
Because all of the cows have horns
Why did the mother cow give the sleepy baby cow a hammer?
He wanted her to hit the hay.
What South American dance do cows like to do?
The Rump-a.
Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?
He wanted rich milk.
Where do cows go on vacation?
Moo York.
What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?
Steer Wars.
What do cows do when they’re introduced?
They give each other a milk shake.
What is it when one cow spies on another cow?
A steak out.
What do cows do for entertainment?
They rent moovies!
Where do pigs learn about magic?
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Decalfeinated.
What is the definition of “moon”?
The past tense of “moo”.
Where did the bull carry his stock-market report?
In his beef case
That romantic cow took his new girlfriend to the moo-vies.
The Secret Service surround the President with twelve cows because they were attempting to beef up their security.
What does a cow ride when his car is broken?
A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle.
Why was the cow so scared?
Because he was a cow-ard.
How did the calf’s final exam turn out?
Grade A.
The farmer called his prize cow a bull-dozer because she was always sound asleep in the fields.
What do you call an evil cow?
De-mooooon.
What did the cow who barged the other cow say?
Moo-ve!
Why was the cow always exercising? To build up its moo-scles
What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you?
Your calves.
What do you call an Arab next to a cow?
Milk Sheikh.
Why is it a bad idea to give a cow marijuana?
The steaks are too high.