Why did the reindeer cross the road?
Because he was tied to a chicken!
Why didn’t the flamingo cross the road?
Because he’s not a chicken.
Why did the lion cross the road?
He was bored of lion around.
How long did it take Lancelot to cross the road?
All knight.
Why did the raccoon cross the road?
He saw you put out the garbage.
Why did the farmer cross the road?
To get his chicken back.
Why did the spy cross the road?
Because he was never on your side.
Which bug always crosses the road?
A beetle.
Why did the horse cross the road?
To get to the apple store.
Why did the clown cross the road?
To retrieve his rubber chicken.
Why did the toddler cross the road?
He wanted to pet the chicken.
Why did the nose cross the road?
Because he was tired of getting picked on.
Why did the corn cross the road?
Because it was being stalked.
Why did the horse dance while crossing the road?
He was horsing around.
Why did the clock cross the road?
It couldn’t wait.
Why didn’t the bicycle cross the road?
Because it was two tired!
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn’t have the guts.
What did the buffalo say when his son crossed the road?
-Bison.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
It was picking up the chicken’s feathers.
How did the sheep cross the road?
It ram across.
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
It had to get from hare to there.
Why did the dragon cross the road?
He was dragged on by his mum.
Why couldn't the mathematician cross the road?
Because he kept trying to half the distance.
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the sheep cross the road?
To get to the baa-baa shop for a haircut.
Why did the fox cross the road?
She was chasing the chicken.
Why did the bunny cross the road?
To go to the hare dresser.
Why did the duck cross the road?
Because it thought it was a chicken.
What kind of cat always crosses the road?
A jaguar.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn’t exist yet.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get out of the barking lot.
How did the sushi cross the road?
It was rolling.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Why did the goldfish cross the road?
Because the chicken was on holiday.
Why did the dog cross the road?
Because he was chasing the chicken.
Why did the fish cross the road?
To get to its school.
Why did the cow cross the road?
So he could go to the MOO-vies.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the alphabet cross the road?
To get from Point A to Point B.
Why did the czar cross the road?
To get to his car.
Why did the monster truck drive on the sidewalk?
Because he didn’t want to run over the chicken!
Why did the coyote cross the road?
It was chasing the road runner.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was Thanksgiving Day, and it wanted people to think it was a chicken!
Why did the wolf take so long to cross the road?
It was pretending to be a snail.
Why did my wife cross the road?
To go back to the same shoe shop we went to three hours ago.
Why did the Communist wait till the last minute to cross the road?
He was Stalin.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He had something to cock-a-doodle dooo!
Why did the queen cross the road?
To get to coronation street.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!
Why did Chuck Norris cross the road?
He didn’t — the road moved back underneath him.