Why did the horse dance while crossing the road?
He was horsing around.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, why?
To get to the loser’s house.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
The chicken!
Why did the duck cross the road?
Because it thought it was a chicken.
Why did the Communist wait till the last minute to cross the road?
He was Stalin.
Why did the coyote cross the road?
It was chasing the road runner.
Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
To stretch her legs.
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
It had to get from hare to there.
How did the egg cross the road?
It scrambled across!
Why did the cow cross the road?
So he could go to the MOO-vies.
Why did the nose cross the road?
Because he was tired of getting picked on.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
Why did the chicken family cross the road?
They thought it was an egg-cellent idea.
Why did the lion cross the road?
He was bored of lion around.
Why did Chicken Little cross the road?
To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling.
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn’t have the guts.
Why did the czar cross the road?
To get to his car.
Why did the fox cross the road?
She was chasing the chicken.
Why did the snail take so long to cross the road?
It was feeling sluggish.
Why did the fish cross the road?
To get to its school.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!
Why did the chicken run across the road?
To get to the other side faster.
Why did the cat cross the road?
Because her owner told her not to do it.
Why did the queen cross the road?
To get to coronation street.
How do animals know when to cross the road?
The chameleon changes from red to green.
Why did the clown cross the road?
To retrieve his rubber chicken.
Why did the dragon cross the road?
He was dragged on by his mum.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?
It got tired of everyone making so many jokes.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did the wolf take so long to cross the road?
It was pretending to be a snail.
Why did the elephant cross the road?
The chicken couldn’t be bothered anymore.
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
A Duck is about to cross the road. A chicken runs out to stop him screaming "Don't do it, man - you'll never hear the end of it!"
Why does the tin keep crossing the road?
Because it can.
Why did the reindeer cross the road?
Because he was tied to a chicken!
Why did the corn cross the road?
Because it was being stalked.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn’t exist yet.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To boldly go where no chicken has ever gone before.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was Thanksgiving Day, and it wanted people to think it was a chicken!
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
He was playing Fetch with a boomerang.
Why did the chicken cross the football field?
It was a fowl.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side!
Why didn’t the flamingo cross the road?
Because he’s not a chicken.
How many birds can cross the road?
Toucan.
How long did it take Lancelot to cross the road?
All knight.
Why did the alphabet cross the road?
To get from Point A to Point B.
Why did the chicken use a bridge to cross the road?
He wanted to take the high way.
Which bug always crosses the road?
A beetle.
Why did the clock cross the road?
It couldn’t wait.