I don’t want an apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
Are you my appendix?
Because I don't know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.
Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
I hope to someday be your emergency contact...
What’s the best part of the cell, next to the cytoplasm? The nucle-US.
Hey, I don’t know what you think of me but I hope it’s X-rated.
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you!
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.
Hey babe, I’ve been straining my oculomotor nerve looking everywhere for you.
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
Are you Broca’s aphasia? Because you leave me speechless…
You look so sweet that you're giving me a cavity.
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
Girl, your personality is so magnetic I think our protons are in alignment.
Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d go into thousands of dollars of crippling debt just to examine you!
I don’t need to be a doctor to diagnose you with acute smile.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something - my jaw.
Hey girl, are you Morphine? 'Cause, you take my pain away.
Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.
You must be a neuron, cause you’ve got some action potential.
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
I’m diagnosing you to see if you’d make a good boyfriend.
Eosin is red. Collagen stains blue. I’m stuck prepping slides, but thinking of you.
Sit back and relax… I fix broken hearts.
Girl, your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
Cutie, you must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and send it straight to my heart.
I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.
Babe, are you a virus? 'Cause, you're having an effect on my whole body.
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
Are you epinephrine? ‘Cause baby, you make my heart race….
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
I don't think you can diagnose me because there's no treatment for being madly in love.
You're the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won't save me.
Are you the optic chiasm because you turned my world around.
Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you’d be a natural killer.
You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.
I’d check your blood sugar, but you’re sweet enough.
Can I call you pia mater? Cause you’re always on my mind.
You must be calcification on a non-contrast CT, cause you’re just glowing.