Funny Phone Number Pick Up Lines

These funny pick up lines will get you that special someone's phone number!

Funny Phone Number Pick Up Lines

Can I interest you in a magic trick? Just give me your phone and watch my number magically appear on it.
How am I supposed to shamelessly flirt with you in the middle of the night when I don’t have your number?
We may be two ships that pass in the night, but I must have your number before you Ceylon.
Are you a phone? Because I want to hold you in my hands all day and ignore the rest of the world while I stare at you alone in my bedroom.
Are you a lover of magic tricks? Pass me a paper and watch my number appear on it.
Roses are red, violets are blue, give me your number, so I can bloom with you.
May I have your number, so we stop being strangers?
Hey baby, can I get your phone number? Oops, too late.
When was the last time you got a cute good morning text? Give me your number so we can fix that.
I bet your number sounds even better than you look right now.
Do you know the difference between you and the new phone? The new iPhone costs $1,000 and you are priceless.
Help! I need your number in my long-term memory.
I'll feel more comfortable sleeping at night once I have your number.
Are you in the Library catalog? I'd love to get you're number.
I’ve got my phone, and you have your phone number… imagine the possibilities.
I lost my future girlfriend's phone number.
I think you might have it.
How do I know many hundreds of digits of pi greek and not the 7 digits of your phone number?
I like you so much that I’ll give you my real number. Not the fake ones I give to all the other guys.
A fortune-teller told me you’ll give me your number tonight. Was she right?
Hey girl, are you a cell phone? Because I just want to look at you all night long.
I could’ve sworn I had your number. I guess you’re going to have to put it on my phone again.
Tonight, I’m on a hunt for your number.
I am glad my mobile phone has GPS because I am totally getting lost in your beautiful eyes.
I can’t remember my number. Can I please have yours instead?
I wish I had your number, so I could’ve invited you to dinner last weekend.
My golf number may not be that good but my phone number sure is!
Hey, can I get your number so I can use you as an alibi?
It's really hard for me to plan our wedding without your number.
I was blinded by your beauty...
I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
Hey, do you wanna hear my text tone? Just message me and you’ll see how great it is.
Do you have a name you want me to save you as on my phone or should I just put 'mine'?
It seems like you have the answer to my math problem. What are your digits?
Here’s my number. Send me a text when you’re ready to fall in love with me.
Would you like to upsize your meal and get my number for free today?
When I look into the Mirror of Erised, I see you giving me your number.
I'm researching the most common digits in phone numbers. What's your number?
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
What's your number?? Err I mean your name?
If you had the same amount of money as your phone number, how much would that be?
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to phone heaven and tell God I found the missing angel!
Do you have a cell phone? My mom told me to call her when I find the girl of my dreams!
Can I have your number so I can call when I need a ride to your heart?
Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?
My text tone is adorable! Message me, so you can hear it.
Can I also deposit my number into your phone?
If you texted me every time I thought of you, you'd be blowing up my phone.
Hey girl, I've got an extensive collection of solution manuals. Can I get your number?
Will you give me your number or will you let me spend the whole night guessing the digits?
I have the perfect emoji that describes you, but it would look much better next to your number on my phone.
Repeat this as many times as you get rejected until you get the number. Works like a charm.