Did your parents work on The Manhattan Project? Because you’re the bomb!
Why would you Mary Shelley when you could marry me?
I’m not sure the best way to approach you..could you give me a Vivinsider tip?
You look like a bowl of ice cream, I just want to spoon you.
That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
Hold up, I don't want to fall for anyone else but you, so let me tie my shoes now.
I don't think there's anything hotter than chocolate but hey! There you are in front of me.
No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax. Strictly enforced and right on the lips.
This match sure has me feeling Victori-ous
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Husband material.
How about drinking some alcohol to catalyze your love reaction a bit more?
Heaven called, they're missing an Angel.
Haida there, gorgeous.
Let’s act like we’re a couple of colonists and do a few intolerable acts together.
Are you a unicorn cause you are my fantasy.
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
Are you a lover of magic tricks? Pass me a paper and watch my number appear on it.
You’re like the perfect audition piece: rare, beautiful, and extremely worth it.
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up? Because I'd gladly make you a drink
The fact that I'm missing some teeth only means that there's more room for your tongue.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.
Flowers like our minds, open at the right time. Mine has opened to receive your love.
How are you still so fat when you've been running in my mind for so long?
There’s snow one like you.
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
Do you like free samples?
"I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination."
- Gossip Girl
"You could be drinking whole [milk] if you wanted to."
- Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
Haven’t I seen you before? Maybe in my dreams?
Composers always score.
Your name must be Calculus Homework, because I have no interest in doing you.
I don't normally like girls who wear red coats. But, for you I'll make an exception.
I just had to tell you. Your beauty made me truly appreciate being able to see.
I have a connection to make, but first I want to connect with you.
I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun - with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
Are you a cat because I'm feline a connection between us.
Did you just hit me with a pitch? I'm feeling faint.
What does a deer hang on its Christmas tree?
“Horn – aments.”
Were you born in 1789? Because you’re a real classical beauty
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something! My jaw.
I can think of an activity that'll make you sweat even more than a 90 minute hot yoga class...
What is your favorite yoga pose?
Even the most powerful storms of Jupiter couldn’t keep me from you!
Roses are red, violets are blue, with you in my head, this cow goes moooo.
I’m an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.