Wow, seeing you today Ezra-lly a treat!
I Tour de Francy you.
You remind me of a diamond necklace because you sure sparkle and shine bright.
You’re the Higgs boson particle of my life… Because without you, my universe wouldn’t “matter.”
You heard right: I only take off this mask for two things. Eating.
I value my breath so it would be nice if you didn't take it away every time you walked past.
You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts. It's how you apply the force.
If your heart was a prison, I would want to be sentenced to life.
I've been thinking about you owl night long...
I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman.
Hey Adam… it’s Adam shame I don’t have your number yet
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
I'm sorry but you need to pay your rent.
You've been living in my heart for quite some time now.
I hear you're looking for a stud. Well, I've got the STD and all I need is you.
Sorry, but I can only be with you twice.
That's Now...and Forever.
I've never made an incomplete pass, and I hope you won't be my first.
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.
That Marchesa dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I.
"Is that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding?"
- Ingrid Bergman, Casablanca (1942)
I’m diagnosing you to see if you’d make a good boyfriend.
Are you an alarm clock? Because I want to kill you.
Are you a unicorn cause you are my fantasy.
I’d be Ju-lyin’ if I said you weren’t super cute
My flower blooms whenever I see your beautiful face, I hope you know what I mean.
Are you a bike? Because I wanna ride you until I get tired.
Nathan compares to you
I slipped some Great Barrier Reefers in yur drink.
Can we still share a netflix account?
You know what you would look really beautiful in?
My arms.
When I count my blessings, I make sure to count you twice.
I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
Babe, I just checked Spotify. It says you're this week's hottest new single.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew know who fine you're looking?
Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.
I feel the rush upon eating chocolate whenever I hold your hand.
Your beauty warms and lights up these frozen surroundings.
"Do you like computers?" (yes.) "Do you like file sharing?" (yes) "Good, 'cause I'm downloadable and user friendly!"
Are you religious?
Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.
Hey girl, do you ref during the playoffs? Cause you look like you can swallow a whistle.
Anaerobic respiration reminds me of how you take my breath away.
I love all of your stratified layers!
This may be cheesy, but I think you're grate.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
When where.
When where who?
Tonight, my place, me and you.
I’d love to spend some time Matthew
I see my future like how the Americans spell colour. Without u.
If you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be named McStunning.
I’m no James Monroe, but I can give you an Era of Good Feelings.
Call me a winner because it looks like I’ve won the Sophie