"If it costs you your peace of mind, you’ve overpaid."
— Rigel J. Dawson
"I give myself sometimes admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it."
― Mary Wortley Montagu
“The road to success is always under construction.”
“If you’re going through hell, keep going.”
— Winston Churchill
“The bags under my eyes are Prada.”
"I’m staying home today. I have mood poisoning."
“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing—that’s why we recommend it daily.”
— Zig Ziglar
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."
― Elbert Hubbard
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”
— Jim Henson
“Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.”
“Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.”
— Harvey Specter
"Don’t forget to drink water and get some sun. You’re basically a houseplant with more complicated emotions."
“If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.”
– Betty Reese
"Know your worth, and then make sure to add tax."
"People who wonder if the glass is half full or half empty miss the point. The glass is refillable."
“They laugh at me because I’m different: I laugh at them because they’re all the same.”
“Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on.”
– Maxwell Maltz
“We must fall in love with yourselves. I don’t like myself. I’m crazy about myself.”
– Mae West
"I’m too busy working on my own grass to notice if yours is greener."
“Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.”
― Truman Capote
“Self-love seems so often unrequited.”
– Anthony Powell
"Sometimes you just need to lie on the couch and read for a couple of years."
"If you don’t have wrinkles, you haven’t laughed enough."
― Phyllis Diller
“I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.”
– Benjamin Franklin
“I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls into line.”
– Lucille Ball
"I’m so cool that even ice cubes are jealous."
“Let’s begin by taking a smallish nap or two.”
– A. A. Milne (Winnie the Pooh)
"I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot. Sleep for a while. Wake up beautiful."
“Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.”
– Charles Schulz
“When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.”
“Being different is a revolving door in your life where secure people enter and insecure exit.”
— Shannon L. Alder
“When you realize your self-worth you’ll stop giving people discounts.”
“Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.”
“Bad decisions make good stories.”
– Ellis Vidler
"The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs, one step at a time."
― Joe Girard
"Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood."
— Bill Murray
"Self-care is giving the world the best of you instead of what’s left of you."
— Katie Reed
“When I hear somebody sigh, “Life is hard”, I am always tempted to ask, “Compared to what?””
– Sydney Harris
"Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else."
― Margaret Mead
“You’re always with yourself, so you might as well enjoy the company.”
– Diane Von Furstenberg
“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”
— George Carlin
“Don’t worry if people think you’re crazy. You are crazy. You have that kind of intoxicating insanity that lets other people dream outside of the lines and become who they’re destined to be.”
— Jennifer Elisabeth
"Listen, smile, agree, and then do whatever you were gonna do anyway."
― Robert Downey Jr.
"I am not an early bird or night owl; I’m some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon."
"Resting is a part of the process, even if it’s not a part of the plan."
— Carley Schweet
“Stretch marks are just rad lil’ lightning strikes here to remind you that you are a force of nature.”
“I am the only person in the world I should like to know thoroughly.”
– Oscar Wilde
“A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.”
"They say good things take time, so that’s why I’m always late."
"I’m so hot that I contribute to global warming."