“Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They’re about to announce the lottery numbers.” — Homer Simpson
“My favorite animal is steak."
- Fran Lebowitz
“Be like a postage stamp. Stick to a thing till you get there.” — Josh Billings
“People are still willing to do an honest day’s work. The problem is they want a week’s pay for it.” – Joey Adams
“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar."
~ Drew Carey
“I used to work at McDonald’s making minimum wage. You know what thay means? You know what your boss was trying to say? It’s like, ‘Hey if I could pay you less, I would, but it’s against the law.’” – Chris Rock
“I am a friend of the workingman, and I would rather be his friend, than be one.” — Clarence Darrow.
“My boss told me to start every presentation with a joke. The first slide was my paycheck.” – Anonymous
“Work is a necessity for man. Man invented the alarm clock."
~ Pablo Picasso
“One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one’s work is terribly important.” — Bertrand Russell
“A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job.” — Zig Ziglar
“If owl parties aren't called hootenannies, this world will never make sense again."
- Reverend Badger
“It’s a shame that the only thing a man can do for eight hours a day is work. He can’t eat for eight hours; he can’t drink for eight hours; he can’t make love for eight hours. The only thing a man can do for eight hours is work.” — William Faulkner
“Work is against human nature. The proof is that it makes us tired. – Michel Tournier
“Time is an illusion. Lunchtime is doubly so.” – Douglas Adams
“An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field.” — Niels Bohr
“Most of what we call management consists of making it difficult for people to get their work done.” — Peter Drucker
“I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams.” – Anonymous
"The world is divided into people who do things–and people who get the credit."
~ Dwight Morrow
“There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?” -Kin Hubbard
“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well neither does bathing. That’s why we recommend it daily.” – Zig Ziglar
“The reward for good work is more work.” – Francesca Elisia
“Doing nothing is very hard to do… you never know when you’re finished.” — Leslie Nielsen
"The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.” — Robert Frost
“The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs… one step at a time.” — Joe Girard
“The only thing that ever sat its way to success was a hen.” — Sarah Brown
“The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it.” — Groucho Marx
“Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor.” – John Ciardi
“The taxpayer—that’s someone who works for the federal government but doesn’t have to take the civil service examination.” — Ronald Reagan.
“Like vinegar to the teeth, and smoke to the eyes, so are the lazy to their employers.” – Proverb 10:26
“Find a job you like and you add five days to every week."
~ H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
“I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.” — Charles Lamb
"Luck is a dividend of sweat. The more you sweat, the luckier you get."
~ Ray Kroc
"Everybody makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when no one is looking."
~ Anonymous
“Hear no evil, see no evil, and speak no evil—and you’ll never get a job working for a tabloid.” – Phil Pastoreta consultant.” – Scott Adams
“All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.” — Mark Twain
“Nothing is so embarrassing as watching someone do something that you said couldn’t be done.” – Sam Ewing
“I believe in hard work. But, it will take some time to make this believe into a real thing!"
~ Anonymous
“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called everybody, and they meet at the bar.” – Drew Carey
“The remaining work to finish in order to reach your goal increases as the deadline approaches."
~ Bove’s Theorem
“Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."
~ Erma Bombeck
“People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.” – Ogden Nash
“A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.” — Henry Kissenger
“Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?” — Edgar Bergen
“Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.” – Thomas Edison
“In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse."
~ Archie Bunker
“Leaders who don’t listen will eventually be surrounded by people who have nothing to say.” – Andy Stanley
“Going to work for a large company is like getting on a train. Are you going sixty miles an hour or is the train going sixty miles an hour and you’re just sitting still?"
~ J. Paul Getty
“You can’t have a million dollar dream with a minimum wage worth ethic.” — Zig Ziglar
“Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.” — George Carlin