“Stupid people will mistake your confidence for arrogance.”
- Habeeb Akande
“Every time I do something silly, it comes off really funny because it’s natural.”
- Shaquille O’Neal
"Better to keep silent and let people think you are a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."
- Abraham Lincoln
“I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.”
- Walt Disney
“Arguing with a fool proves there are two.”
– Doris M. Smith
"It is the dull man who is always sure and the sure man who is always dull."
— H.L. Mencken
“Every man is a d*** fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit.”
― Elbert Hubbard
"If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?"
“If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?”
– Scott Adams
"Technology is getting smarter and smarter: smartphones, smartwatches, smart homes… Only people remain stupid no matter what."
- Anna LeMind
“Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.”
- Elbert Hubbard
“The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.”
Anonymous
"A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first."
"The first thing you learn in life is you’re a fool. The last thing you learn in life is you’re the same fool."
Anonymous
“What is the only flaw of being intelligent?…that you have to deal with stupid people.”
Anonymous
"The dumbest people I know are those who Know It All."
– Malcolm Forbes
"I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth."
Anonymous
"Stupid is when you spend 18 hours trying to drown a fish."
Anonymous
“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.”
- Alan Dundes
"Don’t worry about what other people think. They don’t do it very often."
Anonymous
“Seriousness is stupidity sent to college.”
- P. J. O’Rourke
"Common sense is not a gift. It’s a punishment because you have to deal with everyone who doesn’t have it."
Anonymous
“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”
- A. A. Milne
“My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he’s 97 years old and we have no clue where he is.”
“My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she is coming with me.”
- Jon Bon Jovi
“I think if we tell people that the brain is an app, they will start using it.”
Anonymous
“There are much easier things in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance.”
Anonymous
“The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.”
– Winston S. Churchill
“A stupid man’s report of what a clever man says can never be accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.”
- Bertrand Russell
“The downside of playing dumb is that you sound dumb.”
- Rachel Maddow
“Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
- Mark Twain
“I am responsible for what I say but I’m not responsible for what you understand.”
Anonymous
"One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, nothin' can beat teamwork."
- Edward Abbey
“The learned fool writes his nonsense in better language than the unlearned, but still ‘this nonsense.”
– Benjamin Franklin
“There are more airplanes in the water than there are submarines in the sky.”
Anonymous
"Don’t believe everything you think."
Anonymous
"Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something."
- Plato
“If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?”
– Albert Einstein
“But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.”
- Carl Sagan
"I am allergic to stupidity, so I break out in sarcasm."
Anonymous
"I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong."
Anonymous
“Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes.”
- Jack Handey
"There’s nothing more tedious than seeing how a person shows his intellect, especially if there isn’t any."
- Erich Maria Remarque
"The more you know, the dumber you sound to stupid people."
Anonymous
“Scientists say the world is made of protons, neutrons, and electrons. they forgot to mention morons.”
Anonymous
“To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it.”
- George Bernard Shaw
“Think of how stupid the average person is and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
– George Carlin
“If pessimism is despair, optimism is cowardice and stupidity. Is there any need to choose between them?”
- Francis Parker Yockey
“Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.”
“No matter how smart you are, you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.”
Anonymous