"Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious."
— William Feather
"The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office."
— Robert Frost
“Progress isn’t made by early risers. It’s made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something."
— Robert Heinlein
"Today’s goals: Coffee and kindness. Maybe two coffees and then kindness."
— Nanea Hoffman
"I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake."
— Lewis Black
"My routine is to ride that snooze button as far as it will take me, take a quick shower, get dressed in the dark and bolt out the door."
— Willie Geist
"Work out in the morning, before your brain figures out what you’re doing."
– Unknown
“I need to get up; my coffee needs me.”
— Unknown
"Every morning is good; it’s not his fault that someone didn’t sleep well."
– Unknown
“Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.”
— Glen Cook
"It sounds plausible enough tonight, but wait until tomorrow. Wait for the common sense of the morning."
— H.G. Wells
"Every morning is a battle between the superego and the id, and I am a mere foot soldier with mud and a snooze button on her shield."
— Catherynne Valente
"I can rise and shine, just not at the same time."
– Unknown
“Morning will come, it has no choice.”
— Marty Rubin
"When reality and dreams collide, typically it’s just your alarm clock going off.”
— Crystal Woods
"I always write “Wake Up” on my To-Do-List so I can at least accomplish one thing a day."
– Unknown
“There should be a rule against people trying to be funny before the sun comes up.”
– Kristen Chandler
"The best part of waking up is still a mystery to me."
— Uknown
“Why do they call it ‘beauty sleep’ when you wake up looking like a troll.”
– Unknown
“Everyone wants me to be a morning person. I could be one, only if morning began after noon.”
— Tony Smite
“Why can’t the morning news ever say ‘Today has been canceled, now go back to sleep.”
– Unknown
“Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.”
— Punit Ghadge
“Never face facts; if you do you’ll never get up in the morning.”
— Marlo Thomas
“I’m only a morning person on December 25th.”
– Unknown
“Twinkle twinkle sleepy star, wake up now it’s the 11th hour, up above the world so high, the sun has risen in the sky.”
– Mickey Nice