What’s the best time to eat a peach while watching a NASCAR race? During the pit stop!
Unlike peaches, nectarines don't have any fuzz, because they suffer from Alo-peach-ea.
The fruit stutters because it suffers from a peach impediment.
My mother says: “Leave that peach cobbler alone on the table!” However, I cannot help myself and sneak in to watch it making beautiful peach shoes.
If you are wondering about a peach's favorite video game, well it's definitely 'Super Princess Peach'.
Q: What do you call a really violent fruit?
A: A peach breaker
What was the Peach's favorite surf band from the 60's? The Peach Boys.
Why did the man continue to eat whole peaches? Because he has a bottomless pit.
The peach couple from school is totally in love. They seem so perfect for peach other.
"I just want some peach and quiet!," said the orange.
Do you know what is the most favourite fruit in the United States? – Mmm peach!
I went to watch a play and there were so many peach errors in the dialogues.
My mother told me to leave the peach cobbler alone on the table. But I couldn't help but watch the cobbler make the beautiful peach shoes.
A sad peach can be really pit-iful, sometimes.
While leaving, the peach friend told his sad buddy, "If you need any help, just peach out, I will be there."
Q: What anime series do fruits like to watch?
A: One peach.
The peach started acting all funny because it was really fuzzy.
Q: Where do fruits manufacture their money?
A: Peach Mint.
After I show a peach the way, it says: “I really ap-peach-iate your help!”
I don't like cutting up a peach. I think it's because of the pits.
A peach biologist was looking for a peach-tree-dish for his upcoming experiment.
Q: What is a peach’s favorite book?
A: War and Peach
An inspirational speaker came to speak at the fruit stand today. He told us to peach for the stars.
On Valentine's Day, the peach said to his wife, "You will always have a peach of my heart!"
Do you know why does your mother often shave a peach when cooking? Because she only needs nectarines for the recipe.
I am a peach, and when my husband accompanies me, we are a pear.
Whenever the peach gets angry, it looks at my face and screams: “You are just a peach of sh*t!”
The retiring orchard gardener made a farewell peach that was really heart-warming.
At a get-together, one fruit asked another "I was wondering how have you been". The other replied "Just peachy, isn't that grape?"
During the summer break, I enrolled myself in a peach coding course.
Why did the daddy peach teach the child peach to shave? He was starting to grow peach fuzz.
While breaking up with Princess Peach, Mario said "You are so peachy, I can't take it anymore".
What did the nectarine say after the church service? The peacher gave a great sermon!
Which tool does a peach biologist often use for its experiment? – A peachtree dish (Petri dish).
Why did the peach think he was a pear for a while? He was feeling awfully green at first, but eventually his face became red.
The peach couple is in love. They seem to be born for peach other.
Q: Why was the fruit not selected for the singing competition?
A: He has a flat peach.
The fruit politician is losing its support in the country because of hate peach.
One should always practice what they peach.
A cued peach visual communication system is used with people suffering from peach and hearing impairment.
The fruit started to stutter as it was suffering from peach deterioration.
Q: Why could the fruits not see anything?
A: It was peach black there.
I tried calling my fruit friend thrice, but could not peach him, as his phone was out of peach.
"Personally, I like people who peach on time, and are always punctual," said the strawberry.
When the mama peach found out that his child had failed his class, she was s-peach-less.
My banana grandad got in an accident last year, he bruised like a peach!
What do we call the period in between eating a peach? – It is called a pit stop.
What did the nectarine boxer say to his opponent? "You want a peach of me?"
Where do you store peach juice? Inside of a peach-er.
Why does it take a while before a peach leaves a fruit basket? They have to give a goodbye peach first.