Every girl is just like a pineapple: They both have many pointy defences, but they are still sweet and adorable.
What happened to the pig who liked pineapple? He turned into a porky-pine!
The apple says to the pineapple “What? Go out with you tonight? It will not happen in a million years!” Since then, we have a crushed pineapple.
Do you know what the common thing between a pineapple and a king is? Both of them wear a crown proudly on their top.
What do we call a scientist who specializes in pineapples? He might be called a pineappleologist!
Why is a pineapple so attractive? Because it keeps its juices flowing.
How did the pine propose to the apple? With a pineapple ring.
What do we get when we mix an iPhone and a Christmas tree? A pine – apple!
What did the therapist say to the pineapple? Look on the bright side.
What do we get when we cross a pineapple and a pig? We have a porky – pine!
Having pineapple on a pizza is quite like going down on a cousin: It might taste good, but something is not right.
Did you hear about the pick-up artist who only ever wears green leaves on his head? Yeah, he’s definitely a pineapple smoothie.
Why did one pineapple invite another to their party? Because they were real piner-pals.
What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are on the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
Be like a pineapple: wear a crown, stand tall, and be always sweet on the inside.
What do you call royal pineapple? Your pine-ness.
My sister thinks that she is so intelligent. She says onion is the only food which makes her cry. That is the reason why I threw a pineapple at her face.
Have you ever tried pineapple milk? Do you know where it comes from? Obviously from the pine – nipples!
Why did the pineapple’s phone die? It needed juice.
What did the pineapple say to the pineapple chunk? Stay golden.
In a romantic date, Romeo says to Juliette “Baby! You are the pineapple of my eyes!”
The informant obtained their information by burying themselves in the ground, disguised with a crown and some rind. Police called him the pineapple plant.
Do not be sad because of these bad words. You are always a fineapple in my heart.
Why did the pineapple suddenly stop the car in the middle of the highway? Because it just ran out of juice.
How does a pineapple answer the phone? “Yel-low?”
What happened after the conifer fell in love at the orchard? A pineapple tree.
What is the pineapple’s relationship status? Pineapply married.
The pineapple is pining for the summer.
One of the most courageous souls in the world is anybody who looks at a pineapple and thinks that “I bet I would eat it.”
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SpongeBob SquarePants!
What do we call a plumb pineapple? It is called a pineapple chunk!
Today, I am eating a bun filled with pineapple and ham for my dinner. That is Hawaii roll.
Where does a pineapple and cucumber vacation? Somewhere tropical (tro-pickle).
Maturity is typically most rapid in a low latitude, where women and pineapples most do thrive.
What did the pinecone say to the pineapple? Nice to meet juice.
Apples are red. Grapes are blue. Pineapples are sweet. And so are you.
How did the fruit get to Hawaii? The pineapple express.
Why should you live a pineapple life? Because Life is sweet.
What do we get when we cross a Christmas tree with an apple? We will have a pine – apple!
What happened to the pineapple who was turned down for a date? Crushed pineapple.
After the death of his wife a few years, the pineapple stands on the graveyard and says “I pine for you, sweetheart!”
Do you know why a pineapple can be a good observer? Because it has a lot of eyes around its body.
What would a pineapple say to a pineapple pie? You have some crust.
Why didn’t the pineapple fit in with the other fruit? Because it’s rough around the edges.
In a world that is full of apples, it is much better to be a pineapple.
You can only know the heart of a pineapple with a knife.
Do you know which the most favourite type of fruit of trees is? The pine – apple.
An immature pineapple is often worse than a mature currant.
When would an apple be not an apple? When it is a pineapple!
There are actually two types of apple: pine – apple and bad – apple.