What do athletes drink before games? Sport-Tea.
What do people with ambition drink? Loft-Tea.
What do you call someone who chokes on their tea?
A cough-y drinker.
What do you call an overly cautious cup of tea?
Uncertaintea.
What did Katy Perry drink when she was little? Bust-Tea.
What drink breaks the ice? Flirt-Tea. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
What kind of tea did the American colonists want? Liberty.
What drink scares defense lawyers? Guilt-Tea.
Made the mistake of offering my realtor some lipton iced tea
I forgot that he only drinks realty.
I used to randomly steal beverages off people...
I stopped when I realized it wasn't my cup of tea
What do dogs like to drink? Kit-Tea.
What do you call a talkative drink? Chai Tea.
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag
A tea bag stays longer in the cup.
What do you call a healthy dinosaur? Tea-Rex.
How does a vampire make tea? With a used tampon.
How long does it take to brew Chinese tea? Oolong time.
What do teachers drink at school? Facul-Tea.
What kind of tea does Billy like?
Ability.
When shouldn't you drink a hot beverage? If it's not your cup of tea.
What drink brings you down to earth? Gravi-Tea.
I seem to have run out of tea...
What a catastrotea.
Drinking tea while being too calm can kill you, did you know?
It's called a casual tea.
What‘s an Italian’s favorite tea?
Spagettea!
What did the girl dinosaur ask her pet dog?
"Do you want some tea, Rex?"
What's a woman and a tea bag got in common?
You don't know strong they are till you put them in hot water.
What do sophisticated fish drink? Salt-Tea.
What drink do you need to steal? Virgin-tea. Why do hipsters only drink iced tea? Because ice was water before it was cool.
What's the opposite of Green Tea? Fat-Tea.
Why does Britain like tea so much?
Because tea leaves.
What's a nervous person's favorite drink?
Insecuri tea!
Have you seen that awesome video of a Koala drinking tea high up in the trees?
It’s super high Koala-tea
What goes in dry and comes out wet. The longer I'm in, the stronger I get.
What should you drink before you workout? Sweat-Tea.
What did four of the last five presidents drink? Left-Tea.
What drink do goalies hate? Penal-tea.
A pickle store is giving out their new tea-flavored pickles on the street today
I tried some and I guess they tasted quite a-tea-pickle.
What's the only tea an Englishman can't stand?
Humidity.
What kind of tea do wealthy people own?
Proper-Tea.
What can you only drink in the Middle East? Dust-Tea.
An Native American drank 100 cups of tea.
Next day they found him dead in his tea pee.
What do you drink with the Queen of England? Royal-Tea.
Why did the teapot get in trouble? Because he was Naught-Tea.
What's the difference between England and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
Why don't anarchists drink green tea?
Because it helps fight free radicals.
What do politicans need to drink? Honest-Tea.
How does the Skywalker family like their tea?
Lukewarm.
What do you call a dentist who doesn't like tea? Denis.
What do you drink if you want to freshen your breath? Mint-Tea.
Tea pun-packed poem for my mum's birthday card
It’s been oolong time since my mum was born,
About Six-tea years to date,
Chai as you might, you can’t possible list,
her cupious amazing traits
Her balanced demeanour
Her Kindness and (earl) grace,
rooibost sense of humour,
too many to name in this teany space,
to pekoe out just a few does not do her justice,
let’s not stir things up and cause more of a ruckus,
While this ode may be (chamo)miles away from a Maya Angelou,
It’s just an obnoxious way to say how very matcha I love you.
I told my mom there was a crack in her mug...
She said, ”No, only tea.”