Why did the potato wear socks?
To keep his pota-toes warm.
“How was your day? ” “It was a total disas-tater”
What’s a potatoes favorite horror movie? The Silence of the Yams.
What do you call a potato that’s reluctant to jump into boiling water? A hesi-tater.
Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Ergo, I am a potato
I yam always very happy to eat sweet potatoes.
I miss you! I’ll see you tater!
What is a potato’s favorite baseball team? The New York Yamkees
What kind of potato do you want to take home to your parents? A sweet potato.
My love for you sprouts more and more everyday!
What do you call a spinning potato? A rotate-o.
What do you call a baby potato? Small fry.
How do you know when a potato is high? When it looks baked!
What do you get when it rains potatoes? Spuddles.
What do you say to an angry 300-pound baked potato? Anything, just butter him up.
Who is a potato’s favorite author? Edgar Allen Poe-tato.
Who is the most powerful potato? Darth Tater.
All potato puns are pomme de terrible.
When potato chips don’t sell fast enough, the maker knows it will soon be crunch time.
What do you call a baby potato? Tater tots!
Why didn’t the mother potato want her daughter to marry the famous newscaster? Because he was a common-tater.
What did the daddy potato say to his son before his soccer game? I’m rooting for you!
I like you a latke!
“How are you? ” “Well, I yam fried”
What do you call a lazy spud? A couch potato.
Have a s-mash-ing birthday!
What’s a potato’s favorite TV program? Starch Trek.
Where does a potato go to college? DeFry
I yam rooting for you my sweet potato and I won't mash your heart
Did you hear about the potato that got its head chopped off? It was decap-potatoed.
What do you call a potato wearing glasses? A spec-tater!
What do you call an everyday potato? A commentater!
People order potatoes a lot because they look a-peeling on the menu.
Why was the potato put in an asylum? It was starch raving mad.
I love you a tot!
How does a potato win at Street Fighter? By mashing the kick button.
Potatoes that are medi-tators maintain calm and peace even when uprooted.
Time fries when you’re having fun!
Thanks to you, I’m saddled with unnecessary peelings.
What kind of potatoes are in the best shape? Hash browns; they’re totally shredded!
Why don't potatoes go to parties?
They're scared of the Monster Mash.
Why wouldn’t the reporter leave the mashed potatoes alone? He desperately wanted a scoop.
Happy Birthday to my best spud….get it? ? Spud…bud? ?
What do you call a potato that smokes weed? A baked potato.
A potato gave a gift to his girlfriend.She said, “Aww, why are you so sweet? ”He said, “It’s just the
way I yam.”
Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.
What do you call a potato that has turned to the dark side? Vader tots!
Why do potatoes make good detectives? Because they keep their eyes peeled.
We’re a perfect mash.
What do you call a stolen yam? A hot potato.