When I got mugged on my way back from the greengrocers, I was peach-less!
Q: Why did no one like peach’s personality?
A: Because it had a heart of stone.
This special peach school is for those Peach kids who are suffering from peach and hearing impairment.
The only fruit that makes me feel fuzzy and warm is a peach.
Q: Why was the fruit not selected for the singing competition?
A: He has a flat peach.
What would a peach say to its girlfriend or boyfriend? – “You will always have a peach of my heart, baby!”
What do peach soldiers say to each other before they are sent into combat? – “Good luck and make sure you come back in one peach!”
Q: What kind of decisions do peaches make?
A: Fruitful ones.
Whenever the peach gets angry, it looks at my face and screams: “You are just a peach of sh*t!”
Peaches tend to be really mean. After all, they have hearts of stone.
What song do young peaches love listening to? 'Papa don't peach'.
Interesting fact: A nectarine can also be a peach if it does not have peach fuzz.
When the peach pit farewell to his friend, he said, "See you later, peach out".
Q: What video games do fruits play?
A: Peach ball.
I just hear that the woman who lives next door and loves fruit died. I hope she would rest in peach.
The kindergarten kids were taught the alphabet and peach sounds at school.
The retiring orchard gardener made a farewell peach that was really heart-warming.
The fruit politician is losing its support in the country because of hate peach.
What did the Catholic Nectarine Priest say to the church? Peach be with you. It was a normal thing to hear from the pul-pit.
Which tool does a peach biologist often use for its experiment? – A peachtree dish (Petri dish).
Q: What’s a nectarine?
A: A peach with balding problems.
We are thinking of spending the night at the peach house, by the shore.
An inspirational speaker came to speak at the fruit stand today. He told us to peach for the stars.
Where do you put nectarines when you want to freeze them? Inside the peach-zer.
Q: Where do fruits manufacture their money?
A: Peach Mint.
The nectarine academic is doing a Ph.D. in 'Peach and Language Psychology' from the University of Georgia.
What do fruit wear when they go swimming? A one-peach bathing suit.
Mom: Why did you shave the peaches!
Dad: The recipe asked for nectarines.
A sad peach can be really pit-iful, sometimes.
While leaving, the peach friend told his sad buddy, "If you need any help, just peach out, I will be there."
I am a peach, and when my husband accompanies me, we are a pear.
Why did the fruit run for president? He wanted world peach.
A cued peach visual communication system is used with people suffering from peach and hearing impairment.
You are the best, I feel so peachy when I am with you!
In North Korea, you can not throw fruits in the snow as they don't have the right to freeze peach
Why did the peach think he was a pear for a while? He was feeling awfully green at first, but eventually his face became red.
Why didn’t the peach do well on its ACT? Because when it comes to education, it only gets a little STEM.
Why did the peach go to the therapist? It was in a pit of despair.
At a get-together, one fruit asked another "I was wondering how have you been". The other replied "Just peachy, isn't that grape?"
Q: What do you call a really violent fruit?
A: A peach breaker
Woman’s Rejection: Sorry. I don’t date guys I pit-y
The guilty conscience of stealing and consuming a whole peach is getting to me. I feel like there's a pit in my gut.
Where do you store peach juice? Inside of a peach-er.
At a meeting, Mr. Tomato asked Mr. Peach, "Can you give me the peach cobbler's number, I need to mend my shoes".
One should always practice what they peach.
Q: Why did the fruit stop for some time while driving?
A: It wanted to make a quick pit-stop
I asked my nectarine friend how she was doing after her break up and she said 'It's the pits, man.'
The United Nations gave its members a basket of peaches on 21 September - the International Peach Day.
The big play is in seven days, you better work on your peach enhancement techniques.
The fruit stutters because it suffers from a peach impediment.