What is Tom Hanks' favourite soft cheese? Philadelphia.
Why didn’t the chef slice his cheese?
He had grater plans.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite type of music?
R n’ Brie.
What cheese surrounds a medieval castle? Moatzeralla
Why did the parmesan swipe left on the cheddar?
His pick-up line was too cheesey.
What do you call cheese who attends art openings?
Cultured.
What do you call a piece of cheese that likes to shoot hoops? Swiss!
What does a cheese lover say when someone keeps messing around with them?
“You gouda brie kidding!”
Why couldn’t the cheese sleep?
He was scared there was a munster under the bed.
Did you hear about the guy who opened up a store where they only sell Swiss cheese?
It’s a hole business strategy.
What do you call cheese that is acting crazy? A basket queso.
What was the cheese’s strategy when it ran for president?
Make America grate again.
Which is the Richest Cheese in the world? Paris Stilton.
What kind of cheese protects a castle?
Moat-zarella.
What does a cheese like to drink after a long day?
Morbier.
Why does the Pope love Swiss cheese so much?
It’s hole-y.
What do you call a socialite made of cheese?
Paris Stilton.
Why was the cheese asked to leave the restaurant?
The cook said “we don’t serve your rind here”.
What does a cheese say when you ask him to share a secret?
He cantal.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite rap artist?
Feta wap.
Who were the first cheese lovers ever?
Edam and Eve.
What is the name of the country near Iraq that is made entirely of cheese? Curd-istan
What did the blind man say after being handed a cheese grater? "That's the most violent book I've ever read."
What is a cannibal's favourite cheese? Limburger
What do cheese makers dance to on halloween? The muenster mash!
Did you hear about the cheese shop that was destroyed by a tornado?
All that’s left is da brie.
What does a cheese say when they look in the mirror in the morning?
Halloumi.
What did the cheese say after escaping the mouse? I'm Brieeee!
What did one cheese tell the other cheese on Valentine’s day?
Brie mine.
What is a basketball players favorite kind of cheese? Swish cheese!
What is a cheese lover’s favorite track and field event?
The curdles.
What did the cheese call himself after he got dumped?
Forever provolone.
Did you hear what happened when the decorator painted his wife with cheese? He double Gloucester!
What do you call referential cheese?
Feta.
What did one cheese say to the other during philosophy class?
“I dis a brie.”
What does a piece of cheese tell you during a game of tag?
Cheez it.
What do you call an oriental cheese? Parm-asian
What did the commedian say after after a bad set?
That crowd was laughtose intolerant.
When should you go on a cheese diet? If you need to cheddar a few pounds
What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror ? Halloumi (Hello me)
What cheese should you use to hide a horse? Mascarpone.
How do you know it’s getting kind of serious with a cheese lover?
They tell you they are pretty fondue you.
What group of cheese has been known to fly? Curds of prey!
What do you tell your friend after she breaks up with a cheese lover?
You’re cheddar off without him!
What is a lions favourite cheese? Roar-quefort.
What do you feed the son of god? Cheeses of Nazareth.
What kind of cheese makes the best music?
Brieoncé.
What did the grilled cheese sandwich say to their date?
“You make me melt.”
Did you hear about the cheese lover who took his girlfriend for granted?
How dairy.
What is a lions favourite cheese? Roar-quefort