I got fruit preserves on my finger.
Doctor said I was jammed.
Strawberries are the most bullied of the fruits.
They're always getting picked on.
What’s a calendars favorite fruit?
Dates.
What is the suckiest fruit?
A strawberry.
I got fruit preserves on my finger.
Doctor said it was jammed.
Did you know dried fruits favorite news segments is...
Current events.
A storefront that boasts a fruit pun, just peachy.
I saw a fruit running from the police recently
It was a water felon.
What do you call 2 fruits that can't get married?
Cantelopes.
What do you get when you photocopy fruit?
Paper jam.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
A farmer complained that he didn't have enough fruit to make a living.
I told him he needs to grow a pear.
Why would the fruits beat the vegetables?
They have a better punch.
What is the national fruit of Afghanistan?
Talibanana.
The national news did a story on my friend's bumper crop of green citrus fruits.
He loves being in the limelight.
Did you know that Beethoven's favorite fruit
Ba Na Na Naaa...Ba Na Na Naaa...
What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
Strawberries.
Apparently there's a fruit that is naturally radioactive.
I think that's bananas!
My bag of fruit snacks had all grapes
Today’s gonna be a grape day!
What do you get when you hghyphotocopy fruit?
Paper jam.
What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine.
Be careful! Theres a deadly fruit on the loose
He has 7 charges of armed Strawbbery.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
My wife just started an all-fruit diet.
There was enough food to make a mango crazy.
Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango.
What do citrus fruits use to get dates?
Pickup limes.
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
a Ba-nana.
‪My friend exports the lilikoi fruit...
‪He says it’s his passion‬.
What’s the only fruit that never gets lonely?
A pear.
Why will the fruits beat the vegetables?
They have a better punch!
What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine.
Fruit puns intended
Does he avacado? Because If not you should let that mango.
Why are oranges the smartest fruit?
Because they are made to concentrate.